michaela 🧸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Msc. professional hating

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[mati #LOSTCITY @mtkzer]

the spiritual birthplace of uk poo

[sage @iluvhaaland]

Mbappé just because you invented the Mbappé special does not mean you have to serve it tonight

[laura :) @1aurarosee]

trying to find an england flag that screams “i love football” not “i paint roundabouts”

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Who is Doctor Congo and why is he facing Portugal by himself?

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

The England squad has been going through trials and tribulations at this World Cup and they haven’t even kicked a ball yet 😭😭

[M.eilar 🪻 @Karugiii]

Atp, it’s just me and Michael Jackson who haven’t watched his movie

[🍒 @carriefagshaw1]

Summer in London literally starts this weekend and I am not ready mentally financially or calorically yet

[Rebecca @RebeccaChasen]

Yet another beautiful day wasted by the shackles of employment

[Jollof Papi 🇬🇭 @OfficialEnam]

1 talking stage away from Pop the Balloon.

[Bill Gates Wamu Zambia👷🏾‍♂️ @Samalani_W]

I miss social distancing.
I’m in a line in shoprite and the guy right behind me can read this.

[Cap-EO 👨🏾‍💻 @EOEboh]

It seems September is really the hiring month.
People are landing jobs everywhere. Yours is coming too

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[SG! @cunchmade]

bro was watching these two

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn’t to be… but more importantly, if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[HBIC⚫️ @__hazelr]

Ngl I wish I had a flat stomach. You people look like you’re having fun

[EO @_ezeokolorie]

my room is too hot, belly bloated, i can't sleep, im gonna kms