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all incest is magical to me

[Jordan the Starlighter +18 @oleena22]

@cerseified There's a difference. It's magical Incest, White lotus is just doing regular incest which is worse.

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@KiraKibosh @OooOooof683937 exactly!!!

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opening a smut fic and seeing a million disclaimers that the characters are all 18+ and enthusiastically consenting

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i’m in hell rn

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stop liking my tweet i’m scared

[Vice Regent Grand Carnus Admiral Lycoris @rottinglycoris]

@diazcestuous opening a smut fic and seeing a million disclaimers that the characters are under 18+ and not consenting at all

[☆ @boysrprey]

"you shouldn't ship them, they're related"

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@masachigee age them down!

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@r33224486 which turns me off immediatelytoo bcs it gives the impression they worry too much about what the fanpolice think to fully let their creativity flow. when i was writing with that anxiety it made my fics terrible

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@r33224486 it can be written well, but too many writers basically have the characters turn to the proverbial camera and say ��I Am Consenting To This Sexual Activity!” lol

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@trippfontaine based

[zzzzz @hirozoomies]

💭

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@gaycrmcmccarthy the World Health Organization is doing WHAT????

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i’m not against reading either of those things, it’s just … the tone … i can tell you’re writing for a certain audience

[siscon kendall roy @gaycrmcmccarthy]

People mad in the qrts take it up with them instead:

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@gaycrmcmccarthy personally, i do find their story interesting, but regency incest is just *chef’s kiss*

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the official bridgerton account blatantly appealing to incest shippers fandom is so back

[Bridgerton @bridgerton]

It would seem as seasons come and go, some things never do change.

[normal guy saying normal things @ya0izzz]

shane peeing himself a little cus ilya keeps fucking him into the mattress even after he came but the whole time hes going dontstopdontstop all muffled and breathy cus he likes getting overstimulated and hes crying too and ilya's putting his whole body weight on him

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oh my fucking god

[Bridgerton @bridgerton]

This author dares to venture that of all Lady Bridgerton's children, these two have a habit of being the most troublesome...

[ً @tofusean]

hes daniels baby