Sergio Diaz

Cofundador de @socialbets aficionado del @AthleticClub. Disolviendo colacao en leche fría desde 2004

[Pablo R. (Root Rat) @root_rat]

Lo digo siempre

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

2026 is 0% complete.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[The Simpsons @TheSimpsons]

An all-new movie from The Simpsons, now coming to theaters Labor D'OH Weekend, 2027!

[Diego Mariño @diegomarino]

. @aitorciki os comenta rápidamente lo que el sabía de forma innata y a mí me costó años aprender: para triunfar en una empresa grande hay que sonreír y perder el tiempo explicando a humanos imperfectos lo que haces #trgx (btw, Lew era el mejor CEO que podríais tener ❤️)

[20th Century Studios @20thcentury]

Woohoo! The Simpsons are coming to theaters with an all-new movie on July 23, 2027!

[Víctor R. Escobar 📖🐁 @nudpiedo]

Believe the hamster-Gandalf

[Esquire España @EsquireEs]

Tomelloso conserva bajo tierra el pasado de su legado vinícola. Exploramos las entrañas de esta localidad manchega para celebrar, con este reportaje fotográfico, a los 10 galardonados de los primeros Premios de Belleza B-Esquire 2025.

https://t.co/d3ACR2qp5I

[Star Wars ESP 🌍 @StarWarsEs]

Por estas cosas pago Internet 😁

[Marcin Krzyzanowski @krzyzanowskim]

The longer you spend in tech, the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never touch a computer again in your life

[MALACARA @malacarasev]

YO SIN VE LAS NOTISIA

[Gigantes del Basket @GIGANTESbasket]

⏳17 años de este momento. Un día como hoy.

🇪🇸🇺🇸El inolvidable mate de @rudy5fernandez ante Dwight Howard en Pekín 2008.

[DEPORTE MINORITARIO @depominoritario]

Nueve años de uno de los mejores momentos del deporte español

El oro🥇de Mireia Belmonte en los JJOO de Rio 2016. Los pelos como escarpias nueve años después

[MALACARA @malacarasev]

- SIII SIEMPRE VOY POR LA SOMBRA MARRE
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- SI YA SE KE HASE MUCHO CALO
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- KE SOY NEGRO LO SE MARRE DE VERDA
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- SE KE NO ES RASISTA MADRE KE COJO CALO
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- SI POR ER PELO OSCURO LO SE MARRE
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- SI TOY BEBIENDO AGUA
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- DER CUENCO SI
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- DER CUENCO ASUL SI ESE

[ᥴꪖρⅈ ®️ @EstaBocaEsLaMia]

Para @Ana9Lisa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Real Layeisi @MightyKoska]

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[Emilio Formoso @EmilioFormoso]

⁦Los 4 Ferreiro’s vs Leiva. Náutico de San Vicente do Mar. Julio 2025 ⁦@Leiva_Oficial⁩ ⁦@ivanferreiro⁩

[Alejandro Gómez @SrAlexGomez]

Creo que es buen momento para recuperar este sketch de Muchachada Nui sobre Hulk Hogan.