Robert

I love my country. I hate my government. We’re screwed. I’m just here for the naked chicks.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

We now return to Deep Leg Cross with Gavin Newsom and Nodin Stooge

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

When you were a kid, did you ever think you would be smarter than supreme court justices

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Funny

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Never gets old

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

This is embarrassing for you. You sound like an idiot

[MAZE @mazemoore]

@FoxNews If he had won re-election, the public would not know that he has cancer.

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

Great job Illinois democrats. You just lost Chicago the Bears.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Ted is dumb

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

@RealAshlar I've got them on my list, does that count?

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

They are nuts

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Nice

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

See you later bitch

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

You will be missed

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

You can’t fix stupid.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

My angel mother who gave me birth, gets one day to recognize her a year.

The heroes who died for our country get one day to recognize them.

The birth of Jesus gets one day a year to celebrate.

And you actually believe I’m gonna give an entire month for you because you’re gay?

NO !!!

Who else feels this way I’m sick of this shit?

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

I miss this thing

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True