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tricky

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@cmsinvests That’s a ~2.5% move. ‘Surging’ may be a bit dramatic

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@WatcherGuru Clickbait timeframe being used here

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@albie_cilliers You should probably preface this with it being direct Claude / GPT output. Just a thought

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@KHerriage There’s a zero percent chance I’d be comfortable with you managing my (or anyone’s) portfolio

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@BrianVaughanX @Whiledvid Sounds about right

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When bad investments (bitcoin:native, $SPCX ) fall, and you call it a ‘generational buying opportunity’, you are just trying to cope .

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@novogratz Ah yes, when the global economy crumbles, people will obviously buy the thing that has absolutely zero intrinsic value. Fantastic analysis. You should be a money manager.

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@GaytonMcK You fucking criminal.

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@BTCoptioneer You can say that about literally any stock.

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@saylor p-r-i-s-o-n

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@SensibleFascist Wait until you hear about the swastika

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@SiClancy You feel nothing when biting into a lemon, don’t you

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@SStricklandMMA You’ve had the brain cells beaten out of you man

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@marcel__za Great question

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@pmddomingos Did you figure that out all on your own

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@JayneshKasliwal Just yours, ideally

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@thepowerfulHRV You can fart in a bag, bag the fart, and then have a bagged fart

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@SpaceX Are you referring to your stock price

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@Nicolascole77 @saylor How’s that going for you

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The sheer amount of $BTC, $MSTR and $STRC cope on this app is ludicrous. Buy a shitty asset, get shitty results