Patagonia Papi

the University of Kansas. Trying not to get lost in the sauce.

[DADITO CALDERONE @TAXSTONE]

Just cause ya girl got 3 boyfriends don't mean she don't care bro

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

@jamisha_nicole don't fight it. 😂

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

The next "free" summer I have, I'll be a licensed and practicing doctor. Scares/excites the blazes outta me.

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

He said Kendrick Lamar was the Trap Gawd. 😳 Hes clearly not good enough for my sis. #shunned

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

I gotta ask my sisters new bf who the Trap Gawd is.. Any answer other than Gucci is a good way to get #shunned

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

Ivy always been stand offish. its not personal. Check me out on the far right lol my siblings.

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

Yall hear me?? BUILT. I'm schleep though. 😴

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

Mom and pops on the island. Why they left paradise to come to KS idk. I'm glad tho. #StLucia #Grenada #Carribean 😎

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

My dads fav thing to do with his buddies is bash Obama. I'm only here for the Heinekens tho 👀

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

@erin_mazon @BwEnDalZ @JallyOnMyToast @Oprah will you unlock your tweets so I can RT you?

[🇻🇮Nato Jacobs🇬🇩 @JohniFlash]

No such thing as "the one". You get with someone you enjoy and you work to keep it going. If it runs it's course, then so be it.

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

Can I marry Haley? @BwEnDalZ @JallyOnMyToast @erin_mazon @Oprah

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

@haley_kenny @JallyOnMyToast wow thx for ruining my life Julia

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

🎯🎯 https://t.co/nyMkOwfvn2

[Sujay Kansagra, MD @ThatSleepDoc]

#IHateToBreakItToYou but all those extra B and C vitamins you're taking are just coming out in your urine. Upside, you have expensive urine.

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

@erin_mazon we may never know.... But um.. I asked about Molly? Is she running your household yet? 👀

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

@sharpknuckle I'm in KC, what's good?

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

@erin_mazon lmao "a card" 😂 I missed you guys, all 4 of you hooligans

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

@erin_mazon what's good Erin?? How's Molly? And have you had your baby yet??

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

@BwEnDalZ of course I am bwen! 😊 what have you been doing?

[Patagonia Papi @dichaelm]

Had a real outdoorsy schedule today, even threw a football around #papi