nicole

gay at birth, woman by choice, philadelphian by the grace of god

[nicole @dick__nix]

sometimes it's just me and pittbull greatest hits compilation against the world

[nicole @dick__nix]

girlfriend and roommate both left town at the same time and during that week I only attended one hangout (with my coworker who's into me). mashed potatoes and fried egg with hollandaise sauce

[nicole @dick__nix]

sexting at work is kinda like cheating on your job with your girlfriend

[nicole @dick__nix]

dominic fike and hunter schafer are toxic st4t unfortunately

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

local musicians carrying a bunch of gear that no one asked them to bring to a show that no one asked them to play

[nicole @dick__nix]

that's just my two sense

[cav empty @cavempty_]

michael dolences

[nicole @dick__nix]

next time someone asks me what their pokemon type would be I'm saying normal fairy

[nicole @dick__nix]

it still says m on my id!!! it's perfectly legal for me to be out of the deck with my tits out!!

[nicole @dick__nix]

chaser trade call that a bricklayer

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

Re: the carbon monoxide alarm. Basically everyone agrees that the ideal way to die is peacefully in your sleep and yet I'm supposed to want to be woken up by a very loud irritating sound instead. And supply my own batteries no less

[𝖌𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖞𝖓 @nonosquarepushr]

"i called on her on discord and she touched herself" say anything in 2026 probably

[nicole @dick__nix]

most days I feel like the transfeminine adam sackler

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

second most common archetype of tgirl really, it’s like a dime a dozen

[nicole @dick__nix]

if I used Facebook I would be setting my status to things like "sexually frustrated 🤔"

[nicole @dick__nix]

I hate when guys hit on you then call you a boy like dude it didn't have to be gay that you were into me but now you made it gay for yourself. and for what

[nicole @dick__nix]

I'm a lithe androgyne

[nicole @dick__nix]

the recent equivalents to this being "what if I got cheated on" and "what if I got molested"

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

concept albums are so cool. The Beatles made one where the concept was “what if we were a band” and then David Bowie made one where the concept was “what if I was a guy”

[nicole @dick__nix]

9:26am, I'm holding the bong contemplating how hard this is going to make my daily tasks. "it's so sad that I have to smoke this bowl right now," I think to myself

[stimmy ⚢☭ @stimberbee]

I go garbonzo on her bean until that chick pees