Rae VanGogh

traumatized 🔪 hippie ✌🏻autistic 🌈

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my toxic trait is that after two drinks I am the most social and ambitious person ever and I will never follow up ₚₗₑₐₛₑ ₛₒₘₑₒₙₑ ₜₐₖₑ ₐ𝓌ₐᵧ ₘᵧ ᵢₙₜₑᵣₙₑₜ

[Rae VanGogh @dick__tater]

@himynamesbeks I concur 🍻

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@himynamesbeks I’m bout to buy one honestly

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most Disney original movies were made on a $1000 budget, donations from the community where they were filmed, and the local high schools drama club you cannot convince me otherwise

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@himynamesbeks You have literally months to get that done… viiiibe dood

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bless the old men who play “incognito” Santa year round

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this is me manifesting a Bryant sofa from Joybird in 365 days from now

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@himynamesbeks

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99.9% sure that people who sign their emails “best” are sociopaths

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@himynamesbeks lubyew friendo 🥺

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@himynamesbeks It’s like it’s Christmas or something

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@RobWLinger I’ll be sure to have that for you on a spreadsheet before EOD

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*when any man ever asks me to make a list*

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@himynamesbeks It is!!
I just thought everyone got goosebumps at music at times

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I would like to have never experienced electric oven bake element trauma ever again in my life and yet here we are

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cheers to picking up a lot of extra side work lately to have a comfortable christmas… only to dump it all into the car 🙃

[Rae VanGogh @dick__tater]

*moving a refrigerator*
“do you want to be the suicidal woman at the bottom?”
“I’m always the suicidal woman at the bottom heh”

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*me trying to fall asleep*
Damn I forgot to order that pizza I wanted SIX HOURS AGO

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@RobWLinger

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I’ve been thanked for me “candor” twice this week
nicest way I’ve been called a bitch ever

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@RobWLinger