Pickle Dick FC

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@Vo2s @C_ARMZZ @MLJ95_ @mckay_dan #ReturnOfTheDick

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4-1 win for the mighty Pickle Dick, @Vo2s looking like he came from lost & found. @mckay_dan kept up his impressive form with 2 sin bins in 2 days! Our thoughts are with @MLJ95_ after a vicious tackle led to him being taken off on a stretcher, we pray for a speedy recovery!

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Pickle Dick is ready to return one more time just for you @DanielDraper4 💔 wishing you all the best! YOU CAN DO IT PDFC

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@MLJ95_ @Vo2s @mckay_dan Monday nights won’t be the same! At least a goal and 3 megnuts on your return

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Another week another debut. This time we have a massive celebrity coming straight from the big screen to the 3G. Delighted to announce its @salisbury5391

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Here we have @Vo2s modelling with the new pickle dick cupcakes for his special bake sale. he’s worked so hard on these and we’re very proud of him even earning himself a blue peter badge. Well done Voss!

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@l_lucas11 Glad to have such a committed fan! We will be looking to do a world tour come 2019, we will happily sign a pickle or two for you

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Good to see @l_lucas11 supporting the mighty Pickle Dick from Australia. Hope you enjoy your time busking in the homeless shelters for a half a mouldy sandwich and a bottle of warm water. We pray @thexfactorau goes better for you!

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@MMaltwood @SamScottxx @MLJ95_ @JordWise @LouisCroww Some say white Toure is wearing the clothes donated to him from when he was playing bare foot in the needle ridden streets of Sierra Leone

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Amazing 5-1 win for the mighty pickle Dick! @JordWise currently up A&E after being a victim to a vicious 2 footed challenge! @MLJ95_ carrying on his great goal scoring form with a hat trick this time!

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@AdamThrumble Coming from the face of a kids chocolate bar

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@MLJ95_ @mckay_dan @JordWise @adidas @Pornhub needs to sponsor the pickle dick

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@MLJ95_ BIG GAME BIG PICKLES

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To complete the days transfer dealings we’ve managed to make what some would say an out of this world signing, coming down straight from Mars looking to carry on his supernatural form. He’s been compared to Legends such as Paul and Roger. He’s Rokka’s special one it’s @JordWise

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Will Westgate’s answer to White Touré carry on his fine form against Thanet Galaxy tonight or will he face Allah’s wrath and it all come crashing down, we will have an exclusive interview with @LouisCroww tonight at 7.30

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TRANSFER NEWS! Pickle Dick have managed to squeeze in another transfer before the big game this evening Managing to grab thanets father of 12 @C_ARMZZ

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TRANSFER NEWS! We’re delighted to announce the signing of one of Colgates top models @Vo2s to Pickle Dick!

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@leisureleagues we have put @SamScottxx up for sale if you know any sides in Margate looking for a chubby bench warmer who enjoys getting nutmegged and bags the occasional own goal don’t hesitate to message us

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@MLJ95_ CAPTAIN, LEADER, PICKLE

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@DanielDraper4 I pickle a day will keep the nonce away