Richard Figures

Red and Blue, make up for what they lack in smarts and sex appeal with a really long string of bad decisions.

[Weekly Art Calendar @LAWeeklyArts]

The hit YouTube series @dick_figures, which combines animation w/ memes, video games and Skrillex http://t.co/CVkwcrtB

[Richard Figures @dick_figures]

LA Weekly posted an article about Skrillex and Memes. And there's some BS about this web series in there too.... http://t.co/rFPWWvPF

[Dave McElfatrick @davemcelfatric]

Keep talking about Zach from @Dick_figures eyes and how pretty they are. Those boys turn us gay

[Alfonso Verlezza @AlfonsoVerlezza]

the next week will'be buy my own t-shirt of @dick_figures with @Red_ImBatman and @BlueHatesRed

[Blue @BlueHatesRed]

It’s beach season so I should probably start working out meaning I’ll be in shape by winter when no one will see me so I’ll get fat again.

[Green @LordTourettes]

Giggling is my favorite!

[Blue @BlueHatesRed]

I should've known that was poison oak I told the campers to use as toilet paper but how was I supposed to know it was covered in fire ants!?

[Green @LordTourettes]

Picnicked in the forest, found a nice place to sit, ate too much at lunch, and now I must SHIT!

[Green @LordTourettes]

My hat fell onto the FUCKING ground today. Now it's as dirty as a WHORE!

[Blue @BlueHatesRed]

I don’t care what anyone says but white chocolate is really just vanilla and we’re all being lied to.

[Red @Red_ImBatman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UikCf4HyoY HAHAHAH OH SHI1T THEY WEREE FILMINGH TAHT?1

[Richard Figures @dick_figures]

Role Playas http://awe.sm/5H3kt

[Blue @BlueHatesRed]

Saw a magic show last night. Sad it was nothing like Harry Potter. The only thing they made disappear was two hours of my life.

[Blue @BlueHatesRed]

In case of a Zombie Apocalypse, the three most important items to have are: shotgun, ammo and a slow, fat friend you can use as bait.

[Blue @BlueHatesRed]

If it’s truly “the thought that counts”, why haven’t all these months of thinking about going to the gym made me ripped?

[Blue @BlueHatesRed]

I might be allergic to that cat Red found in the trash, but he's definitely allergic to me slapping him in the face.

[Richard Figures @dick_figures]

Kitty Amazing on Buzzfeed! http://awe.sm/5GlGv

[Red @Red_ImBatman]

blding a suit out fo alumninnm foil to go storm chaseing.., thsi is how ue get superpoiweers rightw?!?1

[Blue @BlueHatesRed]

Gettin' my D&D on tonight. That stands for Drinking & Drinking, but then we're gonna play Dungeons & Dragons.

[Richard Figures @dick_figures]

YOUTUBE COMMENT - So the red one's name is Red, blue is Blue, pink is Pink, and purple is Stacy?! The fuck? http://bit.ly/g1xAlG