UK Prime Minister

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

Why didn't Boris just ask me for his million dollar loan? I got loads of money!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@CatharineHoey If you were the Hoey sent by the agency I would demand my money back.....y. At least if I ordered a Widdecombe I would know to be repulsed ahead of time!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@RishiSunak Sorry for boring you all with fabrications!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@RichardOrmrod Noooooo that means you might lose me!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

Pleased to see the results of our UK alerts messaging system.
Will will use it to announce Brexit benefits as soon as we find one!
Rishi.

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@ScotNational Look at me! Beautiful!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@THEJamesWhale James Whale not dead yet? I need to tweak the NHS a little more it seems!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@n5highburyboy @THEJamesWhale Yay! I might get Suella to come round to yours for tea. True patriot! Thank you for your support. Rishi

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@toryboypierce @mailplus I thought you were to be fair!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@LOUISEJ38864485 I told them not to use the teabag! I wanted a photo of me in that space. Idiots!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@AlMorrison14 Oi! Keep out of my guilty pleasure cupboard!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@NevenaBridgen @ABridgen We had to give him the boot.....He's BONKERS!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@HyjekStefan @RishiSunak Like everything else we do......CHEAP!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@IainDale I put my best up for it tonight. Next week I'm offering Fabricant or Redwood!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@Iromg @LaylaMoran @LibDems Hope it was you! Concrete grower!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

Any idea when the decision about Bodger Johnson will be announced? Dragging on innit?

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@NevenaBridgen @ABridgen Shame he isn't!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

Local elections coming up people. DONT VOTE FOR US! We are shit!

[UK Prime Minister @dick_lice]

@ClicksAndLeads @NevenaBridgen @ABridgen @RishiSunak @Conservatives @MattHancock You're batshit crazy 🤪