nuclear defence expert

Head of Nuclear Defence @ycombinator

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

I was fired from Palantir for saying based too much

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

@Duderichy i'm going to throw up

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

running a business and invoicing with net 30 is all fun and games until you have the equivalent to an entire salary outstanding and overdue

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

@squirtle_secrit naa a new girl. og gym crush was there when i got her number though. awkward

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

>at gym
>gym crush there
>get her number
>she's moving to san diego in a week
>what the fuck is the point of this

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

@Duderichy a curse

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

@NotTuxedoSam i think it's funny to think about it this way

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

so basically i have managed to bag this beautiful stallion and meanwhile i'm like a wide hamster

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

@squirtle_says oakland time

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

my uber spend is about to get so fucking high for this girl

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

apologies for all of that.
back to defense posting

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

@llamapuckey so true

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

fake boobs

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

lost 2 followers since my fake boobs crash out. i would suggest that they touch some fake boobs

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

@Chadson man

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

not sure i can live without fake boobs anymore. it's over

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

they call me silicone valley the way i be buried in fake boobs

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

@squirtle_says can't believe my fake boobs tweet didn't go viral

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

this account really fell off

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

hi everyone i just wanted to let you know that i touched god and god is fake boobs

[nuclear defence expert @dick_nukem]

so basically i have been dating girlbosses and it's been fun