Professor dick weed

the penis controls the mind

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Anyone else have the urge to chest bump after sex

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I can’t imagine going to a female comedy show and enjoying it

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@AguilarDavid515 @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump

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You go to prison and all of a sudden people start treating you like you’re some sort of criminal

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@turt1eg0d69 Truesdail going stoopid

[Franklin that mf turtle @turt1eg0d69]

I’ll pick a female over my family any night, blood isn’t thicker than that ass

[Feminists For Looksmaxxing @UnbiasedFAT]

Do you support trans rights? @Twitter #TransIsBeautiful

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Ok let’s settle this

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Someone please explain to females that FBGM means fuck bitches get money so unless you have a penis don’t say it

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Anyone else confused as to why lesbians say they don’t like guys but then proceed to date a female that looks like one

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Shout out to all the mothers who have helped get us through quarantine. Happy Mother’s Day

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If you’re a male and wear earrings you deserve to get punched in the face at least once a day

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@turt1eg0d69 😑

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Stay quarantined < Go out and possibly smash a 7

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Why do females gotta ruin everything but sex

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Who is Amber and how does she know what car I drive

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You must be lonely as fuck if you’re looking for friends on tinder

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BREAKING NEWS:
Panic spreads in Norwich as authentickam moves to California

[handsome handsock @handsock_butts]

[first day as a car salesman]

me: pretty sure this one here is four wheel drive

customer: it’s a motorcycle