Richard “Dick” Schmoker

UNL ‘90 | Former Social Chair | Avid Reader | Eric Crouch Defender | KΣ Alum | Cubs | Bears | GBR

[Richard “Dick” Schmoker @dick_schmoker]

My ex couldn’t dream of having a rack this nice
#lank #thursday

[Richard “Dick” Schmoker @dick_schmoker]

Has a guy ever lost a Zyn in there while eating box? #lank #showerthought

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Good morning

[Richard “Dick” Schmoker @dick_schmoker]

The masculine urge to sleep for 14 hours immediately after placing a DoorDash order

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De’Aron Fox is a terrorist

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I actually thought wemby was gonna come back down 3-1 #retard

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I stopped shitposting frequently on the BV and now I get 0–1 likes every post #brutal

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Crashing your buddy’s grandpa’s birthday party is a great move #saturday

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I’m coaching football for my old high school this summer and on day one of camp the whole team had to go tarps off during the first workout. Gonna be a long season. #grit

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@hoosierbadboy Why are we acting like she’s not mid

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@hooker22017

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Ran into all three of my ex-girlfriends in the past 24 hours #killme

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Scouting potential freshmen at my brother’s graduation commencement tomorrow #demontime

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Could really go for a sunny afternoon and my football team getting their ass kicked right about now

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Girl that I’m being set up with added me back within the hour. I might be #back

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@Bode_Soukup Looking sharp. I have that same shirt I love it.

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Going home for the summer and kissed the apartment floor on the way out like a Michigan state basketball player. #tradition

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Incredibly excited for my brother to come to UNL next year. Can’t wait to get him hooked on nebrasketball, blondes, and cigarettes. One love #lank

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

Just thought about Batman bleeding out in the snow

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Yes I do plan on drinking for the third straight night this week thank you #tapin

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I’m going to miss my college friends this summer #sad #lank