charmander’s security

my dog is named Charmander and I’m his security.

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It's been 5 years of me asking for a puppy, I'm just gonna get it myself.

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All of my tweets prior to this one actually are a very mentally unstable alcoholic and I am almost 3 years sober now lol.

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who are we cancelling today guys?

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being judged by the two of them is enough for me to get my shit together

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It’s okay to not have an opinion in a conversation and just listen. It’s okay to not like everything all your friends like. It’s okay to not want to always go out with those friends. They should still be your friend! I just miss people being authentic. I only see shells of people

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That lack of individuality is what makes it hard to connect with a person in these groups behind the bar, because when you address one they all speak at the same time and all have to have their five minutes and it feels like some only spoke because one of the others did.

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This is what it’s giving to me. Just clones of each other. Some tall, some short, all the same blob. Sure there are trends, there are people who bond over similar interests, but do you want everyone just like you all the time?

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This is what it’s giving to me. Just clones of each other. Some tall, some short, all the same blob. Sure there are trends, there are people who bond over similar interests, but do you want everyone just like you all the time?

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I miss groups of friends with completely different personalities and styles. They compliment each other, they aren’t in competition, they support each other. Now every friend group I see they all have the same “aesthetic.” It’s a visual cohesive style but do yall like each other?

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When I bartend I see so many groups of friends and they all seem like they want to be the “main character” and they all have to agree on everything and do everything the same, even drinks. They all look visually stunning together but a mess when you listen to their conversations.

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@letsgoayo @_aaraik No, if three groups of people walk up to a bar and all want specific drinks, I’m going in order of least to most complicated. Not to mention y’all are drunk, loud, and want everyone to talk to you, that is our job not our hangout.

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call me chopped and call him cheese

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#saveicarly Paramount you could have had something great. Also @ParamountMovies pay Neve Campbell for her franchise so she can come back thanx

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yer a witch, bitch

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who are we cancelling today guys?

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another year another time the nbhd was never wrong

Thank you @thenbhd for spending 6,984 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/ilawPR8OK5

[Devon Werkheiser @devonwerkharder]

Fascism is becoming more American than calling black people thugs.

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Can’t wait to get my hands on a limited edition #Liberty2Pro! Thanks to @soundcoreaudio for the opportunity! #SoundcoreChristmas 👇 https://t.co/RxDJ4S3Awq

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@reganthomason you started the flower crown.

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It's literally the most frustrating thing when you don't need something it's everywhere, then when you do it's nowhere to be found.