Dick Roman

Yes, my name is actually Dick. Please do your homework.

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Drinks some of his wine, hoping for no more invasive questions.] @AnnnaMilton @milton295l @cap_casey1

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Eating turkey now? Yeah, probably.] @AnnnaMilton @milton295l @cap_casey1

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Oh, @milton295l, you sweet, naive summer child.] @cap_casey1 @AnnnaMilton

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Wow, look, potatoes. In his mouth. So he can't speak.] @AnnnaMilton @cap_casey1 @milton295l

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Stares blankly at his plate before shovelling some stuffing in his mouth.] @AnnnaMilton @milton295l @cap_casey1

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[He smiles softly.] If @cap_casey1 wants to, then yes. Whichever decision she makes, I support her. @AnnnaMilton @milton295l

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Politely smiles back.] Thank you. [Wow. It's now socially acceptable to shove food in his mouth.] @AnnnaMilton @cap_casey1 @milton295l

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

and Mr. Milton, you can call me Richard. @AnnnaMilton @cap_casey1 @milton295l

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

happy that I have the privilege of spending every day with her. [Pauses, preparing himself.] Mrs. -> @AnnnaMilton @cap_casey1 @milton295l

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Is a little caught off guard.] I'd say we've adjusted well. The move was smooth, and I'm certainly -> @cap_casey1 @milton295l @AnnnaMilton

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Does grace out of respect and because they probably already think he's satan incarnate oops.] @AnnnaMilton @cap_casey1 @milton295l

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Sighs.] Thanks. [Follows @AnnnaMilton, @cap_casey1, and @milton295l into the dining room.]

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Pretty sure @milton295l will cry before the night ends.] @AnnnaMilton @cap_casey1

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Will not make any comments. But he wants to. He wants to very badly.] @AnnnaMilton @cap_casey1 @milton295l

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Chokes a little and raises his eyebrows. Clearly they're having roast @milton295l for dinner tonight.] @AnnnaMilton @cap_casey1

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Trying not to laugh. Trying very, very hard.] @AnnnaMilton @cap_casey1 @milton295l

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Winces when @cap_casey1 hits him. Nods politely at @milton295l. Feels like the theater owner in Inglorious Basterds rn.] @AnnnaMilton

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Frowns at @AnnnaMilton.] Neither. It's just.. new. And foreign. @cap_casey1

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Puts his jacket up. Maybe nods at @AnnnaMilton politely when she's actually looking. Stays relatively close to @cap_casey1.]

[Dick Roman @dickadoodledooo]

[Enters after @cap_casey1, concerned and confused. Stands behind his wife awkwardly.] @AnnnaMilton