Dick Charming

Professional Lookie-Loo, Undocumented Meteorologist, Tater Tot Enthusiast.

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

A glory hole but it’s just tater tots coming out.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I didn’t watch - but was any member of Congress able to get their entire heads up Zelensky’s ass, yesterday?

[Dane @UltraDane]

🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

I don’t know if I��m about to commit a crime but I’m fixing to put an entire chicken in an Air Fryer.

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

They have all those buttons on a Microwave and not a single one says “RAMEN��

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

March 1, 2020 vs. March 1, 2021

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Still gets me fired up...

[Susan Sarandon @SusanSarandon]

Any updates on those immediate $2,000 checks?

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

Grandpa Earpiece in action y’all.

U.S. carries out airstrike against Iranian-backed militia target in Syria, officials say https://t.co/cW34SlxY7C

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

@PwrFulWmn $230

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

@TheCensoredRock I’d date him.

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

@DrKarlynB If this is true I’m off of Coke Products cold turkey.

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

If President Trump came out and said that black and hispanic people are too stupid to use the internet to find out where to get a vaccine, the media and politicians would be calling this a constitutional crisis and demanding he be removed from office

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

Drinking explains the whole Bruce Springsteen in a cowboy hat thing.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Of course they do. That's one of the many perks the Chinese will get for giving Hunter $1Billion!
They didn't do that out of the kindness of their Hearts. Great ROI for them

Biden Admin Quietly Drops Trump Proposal To Track Chinese Influence In US Schools https://t.co/3dgoIw7aHm

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

That one time Miley Cyrus rushed for more yards than the Kansas City Chiefs

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

I’m going to tell my grandkids this was the Miley Cyrus Halftime Show.

[Dick Charming @DickCharming]

Roll it up Tom, leave no doubt.