Morathi Simp

Cockpicking Dickpockets

[Judy Ziyuan G @ziyuanyuan1113]

Some AU sketches of Rhaenyra with Aegon, Helaena, Aemond and Daeron if they had tried to get along #hotd

[Morathi Simp @dickdetective1]

@saintdutchess Idk why so many people take this as fact, that family is fucking weird and I've NEVER experienced this.

[Morathi Simp @dickdetective1]

@shortestsnout @saintdutchess We're not dutch lol

[Trenuk (commissions open) @El_Trenuk]

"Well, live from Armageddon, Tesoni will give us an update on the current situation."
#warhammer40k #tau

[Kait🎱 @T1REDVEN0M]

No I don’t want to fuck Lara Croft

I want her to fuck ME

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

man sheva used to beat the SHIT out of people

[Morathi Simp @dickdetective1]

@RenderingButts Capcom already provided the sfx lol

[Morathi Simp @dickdetective1]

@Zulidian Same voice actor for both I'm pretty sure

[Morathi Simp @dickdetective1]

@Smittt34 I had one of mine removed by a dental surgeon. Wasn't that bad, didn't feel anything. Bled for like 1 day, only thing that sucked was eating. Took painkillers for a few days after, and had to use some anti bacteria mouthwash once

[A Joycon Switch Controller @JoyconSwitch]

Never forget that bowser fw big women

[Morathi Simp @dickdetective1]

@WaltIsNotMyName @GermanBiden @greendragonhq @tedcruz It's mostly english native speakers who do this though, at least from my experience

[henry @henry5839201746]

@Blocking104 white people this black people that we all cum the same colour you fucking bum let's just love each other

[Morathi Simp @dickdetective1]

@SwordBotMk4 @superfeyn Ackchually the armour colour isn't the one that shows where they are from, it's the
"Secondary color". Suam'Vaal is still shown to be from the homeworld since he has the white part on his pauldron, if he was from Vior'la it would be red.

[Bandai Namco US @BandaiNamcoUS]

@bellbearinghunt feet of man 🤤

[WarriorPosting @FighterPosting]

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[The Noise, Wokehammer CEO @The_Noise_13]

"Hey Grok remov-"

[Morathi Simp @dickdetective1]

@spaceMAXmarine Poggers Bridge

[Octosoup @Octosoup_]

An Ogryn's Gift ( Luck increases⬆️)

[Morathi Simp @dickdetective1]

@youmiirror @shamartTM The CEO of sex

[🌟🇺🇸Nancy Hamm🇺🇸🌟 @nancy_hamm1]

⭐️✨Crazy conversations with Grandma in Walmart 🤣