DICK DISASTER

cool dude

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

CAUGHT MY BEAUTIFUL EYES IN MY BATHROOM MIRROR A MOMENT AGO AND IT DAWNED ON ME

IS IT RESPONSIBLE FOR A MAN TO BE THIS HANDSOME? IT SURELY IS NOT

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

@GadSaad LMAO YOU'RE A BITCH

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

yes everyone hates israel.

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

SO I JUST SAW AN AD ON @YouTube FOR @Meta

THE AD WAS ABOUT HOW THEIR AI BULLSHIT IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL AND WE SHOULD LOVE IT, ALL SET TO THE TUNE OF "FIVE YEARS" BY DAVID FUCKING BOWIE

AND THE SONG IS ABOUT THE WORLD ACTUALLY ENDING

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

@EricTrump YOU ARE A BITCH AND YOUR DAD IS A PEDOPHILE

FUCK YOU

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

@JustineBateman You voted for a pedophile rapist

[Mike Hoag @MikeHoag10]

@Coinvo Just wondering if he hired a Secretary of Genitalia.

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

@JDVance HOW DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT YOU FUCKING ERIKA KIRK, OR YOU SPEAKING PUBLICLY ABOUT BEING PROUD TO BE WHITE?

HEY, HOW DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT YOU WORKING FOR A PEDOPHILE?

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

@DHSgov Y'ALL ARE A PACK OF COWARDS AND RAPISTS

FUCK YOU

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

@DHSgov

[salty seadude 🇺🇸Defend Democracy & Environment @10FathomLine]

@DHSgov CONVICT THE KING OF FRAUD

[salty seadude 🇺🇸Defend Democracy & Environment @10FathomLine]

@DHSgov CONVICT THE KING OF FRAUD

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

@BarackObama HEY HERE'S A THOUGHT; MAYBE YOU (YES, YOU) COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF PROMOTING YOUR PODCAST AND NETFLIX SHOWS

YOU SERVED TWO TERMS AS PRESIDENT. WE HERE ON TWITTER JUST HAVE REGULAR JOBS

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Why would this American Patriot send us a photo of the SWACT team arresting an adherent of the Order of Jesus Christ? Weird!

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

@BasedPota18 But but but white Christians know better than these savages who have just been living their best lives for ages untouched by our diseases and social media

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

@StephenM FUCK YOU

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

@karolineleavitt FUCK YOU

[TokenAtheistFella🇦🇺🇺🇦 @TokenAtheist1]

@allenanalysis

[DICK DISASTER @DickDisaster]

@RealPNavarro Literally not true

Fuck you.

[wint @dril]

"My Hubby Is Perverse— Masturbator Does The Unspeakable"