There is a man stood next to me in Sainsbury’s who looks like Tom Hardy.
It cannot be a coincidence that I shaved my fanny today, can it? This is fate.
Atheists can never say what was there before the Big Bang.
They just say 'nothing' but they can't explain what 'nothing' actually is.
No human brain can, which is why I believe in something that has superior powers to the human brain.
Adam, if you’d done what you’ve done to Rosie to me I would have set you on fire. You’re a sociopath. And I hope no one uses your boohoo man code when you leave the villa.
The end.
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Tony- “Sil, break it down for em’. What two businesses have historically been recession proof, since time immemorial?”
Silvio- “Certain aspects of show business, and our thing.”