gary

i want a girlfriend who’s biologically female, alive, human, of age and beautiful and knows how to cook and clean and is Christian and white

[gary @dickisnotclean]

i get no pussy

[𓊝 @HEAVYWASH_]

Imagine her straight up just suckin on your penis.

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

girlfriend requirements:

-green stink lines above your head
-Down syndrome

[gary @dickisnotclean]

My Little Porny

[gary @dickisnotclean]

@ldgafllysfm @kur0mi_catx3 I flick my dick until it gets hard but while doing so I accidentally flicked my balls REALLY HARD and jizzed everywhere! I’m talking vanilla yogurt EVERYWHERE. Lord have mercy on what was just awakened inside of me. I started punching my balls and cumming three times as hard.

[⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ @pussyfromagirl]

@dickisnotclean my lobster too buttery

[gary @dickisnotclean]

I touch people inappropriately while in a position of power.

[gary @dickisnotclean]

@ldgafllysfm Nigga gon be farting and poobing and shittsinggg

[gary @dickisnotclean]

@shiteater40 @grok_in_my_rari How sweet(:

[gary @dickisnotclean]

My noose lookin kinda cute.. 👀

[gary @dickisnotclean]

I don’t need to shave my balls because I scratch them constantly

[Internet Tough Guy @DonkeyPunchKO]

All women crave the love of a miserable, pudgy, barely shaved, enormous-faced, self-absorbed, depressed, whining, selfish, pompous, pretentious assbaby

[gary @dickisnotclean]

James Rolfe is homo

[PlatinumYoshi @PlatinumYoshi]

First he went after blu-rays, now he's going after... modern movie theaters?

[gary @dickisnotclean]

I paid some whore to fart the letters of my name and by the time she got to the letter Y she shit herself

[gary @dickisnotclean]

Don’t hit me up unless you got acne on your butt 🖕

[gary @dickisnotclean]

@kur0mi_catx3 My grandpa gets naked and sticks his dick between his legs until I finish my vegetables.

[gary @dickisnotclean]

Me drowning in her period blood 🥰😍💕

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

EVIL DEAD WRATH has wrapped production.

From director Francis Galluppi.

In theaters April 7, 2028.

[gary @dickisnotclean]

Dear fellow CHUDS,

If a FOID vents to YOU and hasn’t given you any play, it’s because she NEVER WILL and secretly thinks you are an unfuckable retard. Don’t be an emotional tampon. Go hire a prostitute and call it a fucking day. Do NOT marry the prostitute. Rookie mistake.

[Alex the erectile dysfunction sufferer Lion @alexthelion_69_]

Rolling my eyes and whispering "bullshit" to the guy next to me at the auschwitz memorial

[Alex the erectile dysfunction sufferer Lion @alexthelion_69_]

The jews hit my wife with their be a big dumb bitch ray this morning