Dick Jonkler

condom vender 100% American and professional sports analyst

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I’m going to Owen’s

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Sell the whole wvu football organization on the other hand Ohio state is going back to back

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Games begin let the

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Yes

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Whoever invented one ply toilet paper should die I’m whiping blood from my ass

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@mr_takeyobih6 Yes good

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So lonely I’m bouta hire a professional cuddler to figure this out

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Russias the problem

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Beer in hand cart in other don’t no a better way to spend a night

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Budwiser and head is the best combo but I ain’t ever get no head

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Fuck everybody and fuck no one

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What a life I get to live #gobirds #fuckmahomes

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@mr_takeyobih6 On the table

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14 red rockets deep and I’m still just playing chess

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Driving drunk never scared me #illegal #drunk

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@mr_takeyobih6 2024 national champions all that needs to be said

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Ryan day and Will Howard masterclass #werthechamps

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@primopledge13 Kiss the ring buddy

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@mr_takeyobih6 @JimHarbaughBurn @bryceunderwood Cope 😂

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Jack sawyer can have my children