dec

that was way harsh

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just remembered that in my dream last night i said “rose from titanic was a cancer ♋️ :-)” to someone, don’t really know how i came to a conclusion on a fictional character’s zodiac sign but i sure seemed smug about it

[dec @dicklangreene]

@gaytonabeach 2018 is here and she’s just as confused as I am

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I woke up delirious as hell at 7 am this morning with my shoes still on and the laces were so knotted I had to literally cut them off

[dec @dicklangreene]

someone recently said i had a “christian surfer vibe” to me and I’m honestly conflicted about it

[dec @dicklangreene]

I’m fuckin vibing to ashlee simpson rn whats up with y’all

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part of my dream last night involved me eating a whole bag of croissants, I’m hoping it was more of a premonition

[dec @dicklangreene]

cait and I lost our minds while waiting in line at a beach clean up yesterday because some man accidentally dropped his starbucks cup.... on the beach.. at a beach clean up... what a fckin amateur!!

[dec @dicklangreene]

"i'm 23 i think its time to get drunk at the fair" - my dear roommate, jenny

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

So: no gun control, but on the bright side, we're also making it harder to get both physical and mental health care!

[dec @dicklangreene]

this morning I found an orange with a bite taken out of it like it was an apple... there are truly no laws at house parties

[dec @dicklangreene]

i was walking to my garage, enjoying this lovely weather, when ....an owl...hooed @ me..what sort of chilly, spooky october night realness🍁🌙

[dec @dicklangreene]

i wonder of my neighbors notice that i change outfits like 5 times a day

[guy pidgeotto @greggyonline]

me: I should probably conserve what's left of my phone battery.

also me:

[Spike & Friends @SpikeTheBeetle]

I put a spell on you~ ⭐️

[dec @dicklangreene]

disappointed i never got a shining moment to pour a carton of milk over some bully's head while saying "got milk?" :-/