Dick Lester

Enjoys long walks on the beach. Hates positionless basketball.

[Stacin Goins @LCyance]

You don't get no bitches playing soccer in America, that's a real issue that can't be fixed

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

@tonytw0t1mes I call that the funnest of games

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

Ronda Rousey is wife material but yall not ready for that conversation

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

Europoors seeing that we’ve started to care enough about soccer to start bribing FIFA

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

“Damn, roads are empty at 7:00 on a Monday morning. Nobody works anymore!” - me otw to my summer camp job where my boss is a high schooler

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

Random Dawg List:
1. Older cousins
2. Bullpen catchers
3. A cool waiter/bartender (extra points if it’s a bald guy)
4. High school girlfriend’s dad (Scott I still fw you heavy)
5. Sam Fender

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

@MaxLuvsUAA

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

Summerball commentator son or summerball intern daughter?

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

“Hey boss I’m sad so imma take 4 months off from work hope that’s cool!”
What a fucking pussy

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rep. Tom Kean says his absence from the House was due to depression

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

Chinese student smoking section in RF bleachers. Attendance would quadruple.

[Wilson “Big Jersey” Sandpitt @wilsonivxii]

Things Brandeis should have added to their new turf field before adding a soccer field, a thread

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

Double honey chicken? Bang.
Double jack and coke? Bang.
Double digit strikeouts for the worst fucking lineup I’ve ever seen in my life? Bang. (probably)
#fuckcamschlittler

[Brian @midsommarz]

Baseball player who writes Bible verses on his hat but only for Italian heritage night

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

Watching an adult fencing tournament in between squat sets. I’m living and dying with a 50 yr old Asian man’s performance right now.

[just matt @questionableway]

the man lost his fastball years ago but once in a while he throws a curve that just drops you to your knees

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

I’m against police brutality unless it’s used on civilians that drive black Ford Explorers. Why are soccer moms cosplaying as cops on the highway?

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

Just pissed in an empty coffee cup while driving. Feels like this is a turning point I can’t ever really come back from. #notthecharliekirkkind

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Wishing everyone the best of luck today. May you utterly humiliate and destroy your political opponents online. You are completely right about everything. Don’t ever forget that.

Have a great day.

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

I hope you all get to one day experience the sheer joy I just felt when I was forced to explain to my sweet innocent mother why it’s funny that my VERY GAY cousin has PINK EYE in his graduation photos

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

@RondaRousey @ginacarano wyd later

[Dick Lester @dicklester55]

Got catcalled by a homeless woman yesterday. What the fuck are you ladies complaining about that shit made my day. Mid-tier box tho. #bush #herpes