ratchet rylie

Rylie approved

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"I saw this nipple disease once where worms grow out of the nip!"

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"Obama and I have the same birthday I'm trying to have a conjoined thing"

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"I'm going to Bali you know in central America "

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"I'm having a narcotic breakdown "

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"So are Mexico and the USA all one country because I feel like if you can walk to it it should be one country"

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"If I saved up enough I could buy the world. Right?"

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"you guys want to have a threesome one night"

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

Im a jewboo half jewish half budist

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"is 3/4ths less than 1/2 or more?"

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

Aren't parasites like a sex disease?

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"Isn't it bad to study abroad in english speaking countries like Greece and stuff"

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

Most frequently used rylie quote: "It's a metaphor!"

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

Life is like a lemon don't make lemonade make vodka

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"I'm going to die alone with 89 cats!"

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

Shout out to @ryliedickman for allowing us all to enjoy the humorous things she says...

[ratchet rylie @dickmansays]

"How come everyone in Argentina knows each other is it that small of a city?"