Kai (They/Them)

just a silly goose in search of their pond

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

@nellychillin Tried to have a fun little battle with a 10 year old, how is this child gonna send out God??

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

Rather go through a thousand recipes that have a novel of a backstory of what I’m making than ask chat gpt how to make it

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

My family is never beating these white trash charges

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

Hulu your algorithm is the best. I totally wanna watch just the last two minutes of a show when I rewatch it. Way to go queen.

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

Mood tonight on this app

[georgie @vilehag]

i like actually can not stop laughing at this

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

Got a craving to eat a beefsteak tomato like an apple again

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

Listened to ice nine kills for the first time today and WOW
that band sucks lol

[helen @helen]

the type of selfie moms take with their newborns in the delivery room

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

God cursed me to fall in love with a man who didn’t start snoring until after we got married. Like BRO I CANT SLEEP

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

Have to get new plates because my mom didn’t pay her taxes and it fucked up me renewing my registration
Really wish I didn’t have a crazy mom 🙌🏻

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

I’m surprised they found enough venues that were far enough from school zones.

[Brand New Archive @BrandNewArchive]

Brand New announces 2025 summer tour.

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

Im loving the brain rotted AI defenders in the comments. Awww, lil bitch can’t learn to draw.

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

@Humbubger @CameOutSwinging Damn dude you should listen to them if you think gods dead.. they got a whole list of songs that line up with that.

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

Ngl having men try to get in my car two days in a row and then follow me home is making me go B O N K E R S. Giving me flashbacks to my fucking stalker I had after highschool.

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

“Allegations” but he entirely admitted it AND they ended their tour early over it???

[BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan]

Brand New announce first public shows since the allegations against Jesse Lacey https://t.co/UuQzEQPeQe

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

Casey Anthony on TikTok rn

[jimby 🌱☀️ @JimmyWhetzel]

chikorita fans we are in for a rough couple of months of slander. never falter. our diva needs us.

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

“Oh i parked 10 mins ago my friends car is still outside I should go see if they need jump”
Homie was just doing a big ol handful of coke.
I went back home.

[Kai (They/Them) @dickmcstuffins_]

“This is an original song” says white man at Valentine’s Day show who then goes on to use the exact melody of a Sam Smith song.

[kegstand jesus @KegstandJesus]

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text