blah

new account so i can be cool and mysterious — moots please 🙏 — bullshit account where i tweet what’s on my mind

[blah @dickmedown79]

and one day you will discover that the deep and profound sadness harbored in your heart is neither deep nor profound but dwells in the hearts of many a teenage girl

[vanna @gojoizam]

level 1 pussy user

[blah @dickmedown79]

@mortymcflurby i’m a senior in highschool still and it sucks lol so nothing specific

[blah @dickmedown79]

they need to make sally face into a movie

[blah @dickmedown79]

@kotobukiness hello 👋

[SWIVELGOD #TENOI @SWIVELOFTHEGOLD]

genuinely how it feels not being able to figure out a puzzle in a game

[🦂 @naylamayoru]

No nena no tenes carácter fuerte sos una maleducada desagradable de mierda

[zacky! (chainsaw) MCR OCT 30TH & 31ST @V4CANTnSTAIN3D]

getting pregnant is genuinely one of my worst fears and if I ever got pregnant and couldn’t get an abortion, I would probably kill myself lmao.

[nate @p1xnat]

Me waking up everyday to listen to the same 31 songs from the same 9 artists

[cadaver @metropkwy]

Just accidentally drooled all over my shirt while trying to type “mister butterfingers over here” after misclickng

[blah @dickmedown79]

the more voting ads i get the less i want to vote

[asps 🫁 @DerangedAsps]

How it feels when you're not good at anything

[be @biiaknoch]

tenho tanto amigo homossexual que esqueço que a maior parte do mundo é homofóbica

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

I don’t care if that girl snorted coke with one nostril, meth with the other, injected heroin, ate a mushroom, smoked a joint, and did a keg stand booty butt naked in front of the entire frat house—she did not deserve to be assaulted.

[dk's wife @loumndstat]

ppl saying "music is so bad right now" when electronic artists have been receiving visions from god this year

[blah @dickmedown79]

@skelspell def eat before it

[dakot@ @fishinghookgirl]

reading good fanfic 😁

[blah @dickmedown79]

who needs a diary when i have twitter

[渡边君 @JiaweiShen2568]

这图张力十足富有神性
好像普罗米修斯为人类盗取火种🤭

[REYLEAU @reyleauceanblvd]

just saw this tiktok