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[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

huh??? moments and quora

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

ok it’s confirmed my new born nephew hates smelling salts 🤣🤣🤣

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

[to creep]
you float like a feather
you sting like a bee
he's such a good boxer
he's my favorite boxer

Muh'amd Ali
He's my hero

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

i had a lovely bday yesterday but checking out with only these two items made me look like an unfathomable amount of chud

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

@mochamartyr plant vers is zombies

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you are NOT and I mean NOT going to get me to PAY REAL LEGAL TENDER to use the fucking DICTIONARY !!??? NO DEFINITION?! @MerriamWebster YOU ARE DEAD TO ME YOUR GREED IS INCORRIGIBLE

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

@mg8m3 NO ITS A CHARACTER STUDY ABOUT A HYPER MASCULINE MAN FROM THE MILITARY WHO REALIZES HES GAY AND ITS A COMMENTARY ON HOW MASCULINITY CAN EASILY BE SHIFTED TO VIOLENCE TO PATRIOTISM TO AMERICAN IMPERIALISM 😭😭

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

doing a creative thesis which will need to be read by my peers/professor and it includes intimacy and i’m heavily debating on inputting these pictures to warn them

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

This lamp’s shadow looks like a cartoonish spider

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

looking young is a fire skill when you’re unaccomplished highkey

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

@GlobalWyrm @pwn66k_ FUCK YOURE RIGHT IM SO SORRY SEAM

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

@zyxcheetah @gork imagine

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

imagine spamton detaching his long nose and smoking it like a cigarette

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

@pwn66k_ to clarify yellow/pink eyes removed as that seems to be quite a pertinent motif

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

@pwn66k_ to be fair one of seam’s eyes is designed to be either obscured or gone and the other is replaced plus he is a cat! Seam also knows a lot about shadow crystals and other strange going ons. Who’s to say Seam wasn’t a hunting cat/ friend himself?

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

beware of the man who fingers

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

@zyxcheetah and a beautiful handsome nurse will save me from alcohol poisoning and i’ll say something embarrassing on pain killers but he’ll think it’s cute and i’ll have no memory after basically confessing to him but he’s also my brothers best friend and i’ve known him since we were five s

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

hangout idea: get drunk and download episode to screen share and voice act and you take a shot every time the option to buy something with gems comes up

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

sleeping with a weighted blanket so i can get stronger every time i wake up in the morning

[Doug @dicknbalsmobile]

okay