Tennessee Ted

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Scientifically this may be the rebirth of bernie mac

[ESPN @espn]

BREAKING: The 49ers have agreed to send WR Deebo Samuel to the Washington Commanders in exchange for a fifth-round pick, sources tell @AdamSchefter.

[Duane @JaydenPlzSlide]

I have the privilege of watching this demon play 60 mins of playoff football tomorrow afternoon

[Jon Bernthal @jonnybernthal]

HAIL

[pbr @Rockybalbonga1]

You think Matthew McConaughey says weird shit like “the balls been in play before we were born the snap is just a realization” to the longhorn players on the sideline

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

I love these guys. The originators of talking heads in sports, but they’re the best to ever do it. No outrageous takes, no seeing who can scream louder, no acting. Just dudes talking sports after school.

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

I’ve experienced a LOT of genuine laugh out loud funny moments at Barstool. This one is up there with the best. 😂☠️

Welcome to the circus, @BarstoolGruden.

[marshbuice @marshbuice]

By far one of the funniest scenes with @joerogan & @TheoVon. Von needed a pick-me-up so Rogan gave him smelling salts.

Their reactions were priceless.

Post note: my smelling salts are coming in on the 19th 😂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I have lots of friends who are Bears fans. I can't even imagine rooting for this team. What's worse being a lifelong Jets fan or Bears fan? Both franchises continually find new ways to embarrass themselves. Like they are never going to be good. It breaks my heart. #sadbears

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

Chris Berman called Chuba Hubbard the “Chuba Missile Crisis”. Old man still has the fastball lmao

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

Frank down 63 pounds in the last year

Andrew Whitworth down 40

“Ok so we are collectively down 83 pounds in the last year… It feels really good” -@FitzMagic_14

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

The kids dressed up as Sanford and Son is still the greatest costume I have ever seen.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I feel like we should start a GoFundMe for a new Dwyane Wade statue.

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

look who’s 6-2. Hail. @Commanders

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@NFL @Commanders The Annunciation (Hail Mary), by Petrus Christus, 1445

[Moises Linares @MlinaresDC]

HAIL MARY game winner! Jayden Daniels found the way to lead the #Commanders to a W! 18-15 Washington with an incredible finish vs the Bears. THIS IS HOW IT IN SOUNDS SPANISH! #NFL #RaiseHail #NFL @elPoderosoDC @Commanders

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

JAYDEN DANIELS HAIL MARY FOR THE WIN

COMMANDERS GET THE WALKOFF @PFTCommenter

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Ascension Tapestry, by Raphael, 1516, 📸 by @Christiankp21