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The looks of @high5tillwedie

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

@TakiUdon_ I think all of the OLED touch standard kits from this batch are black right? Do you have any plans to do white or light grey in batch 4 or should I just try to grab a black one from the buffer stock when it becomes available?

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

@ScrawnyUtah 'Professional Gimp Artist' sounds like how one would describe being a dominatrix on their resume.

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

@Loudwire @evanescence @AmyLeeEV This isnt true. I met @AmyLeeEV at a bar in 2007 and she told me it was about @DaveCoulier

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

@LyssLyss15 Justice for Nina!

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

@ScrawnyUtah You ok bud?

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

@Toucherandrich Can we PLEASE start using Hoogie Boogie Land by Complete as the Pats' Defense theme song?

[High 5 Till We Die @high5tillwedie]

Episode two of High 5 Till We Die has arrived, but it comes with a disclaimer: We recorded it in the woods in upstate New York surrounded by cursed objects, so it’s most likely haunted. You’ve been warned.

https://t.co/Kl0e0aMpj9

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

It's kind of crazy to think that you spend one third of your life asleep and another third on the toilet. Really makes you think... #pottytalk #deepthoughts

[High 5 Till We Die @high5tillwedie]

You know what they say (based on Star Wars audience opinion): “First is the worst.” Strap in for what will statistically, presumably, and hopefully be our worst episode. Episode 1: https://t.co/mOVAdBWQUx

@Pringles

[High 5 Till We Die @high5tillwedie]

At 2pm EST today, Episode 1 of H5TWD will be all up in your airwaves, brainwaves, heatwaves, tidal waves, pageant waves...you got a wave? Hope there’s room in it for us, cuz we packed our overnight bags.

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

Started a comedy podcast with @ScrawnyUtah about trying to find the perfect podcast premise. No worries if it's not any good, it's not THE podcast anyways. Brighten up your Monday! Follow @high5tillwedie to listen to our first episode tomorrow at 2pm. #comedy #podcast #seanbean

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

Going to the gym normally: I wonder how much weight I have to loose before someone will have sex with me again.

Going to the gym with depression: Let's step on that scale to see how much weight I have to loose to stop existing.

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

@AndrewWK I met you at Ozzfest when I was 16 and you told me to never stop playing music. Almost 15 years (and a few bands) later I finally have an album out! It's 70s hard rock/ 80s metal about partying and friendship. Check it out if you have a chance! https://t.co/iChmmvTudE

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

@Toucherandrich Hey Rich, what's the name of that hero ballad you guys play in montages?

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

@FredToucher @Toucherandrich @KenGriffeyRules are you guys aware of this guy? http://t.co/Em9ruHbVhI

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

@FredToucher @Toucherandrich @kengriffyrules Watching Revis and Wilfork laugh on the same sideline... So surreal.

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

"My work pants are in my truck," is just an American-ass sentence.

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

Aluminum flakes are the glitter of the American manufacturing industry.

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

I want to become a carpenter just so I can make a shirt that says, "When Jesus comes back, he'll be in the union. LOCAL 3:16"

[biiiiigboi @dicknoolan]

When #sexting I place a mini backwards #RedSox hat on my dick to confuse the recipient of whether they're viewing a #dick or an #asshole.