paul dickinson

Leeds Utd fan. Season ticket holder for many years until recently. Also a conductor on Northern Rail. MOT will follow back. Hope you do

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@VeryBeautSouth second show. We did swap seats to make it completely different

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@VeryBeautSouth great first concert. Looking forward to part 2. This is half time😂😂

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@northernassist @Guard_Christoff bet this is on your Christmas list now

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@Guard_Christoff @northernassist Trying my best

[Yorkshire CCC @YorkshireCCC]

It is with profound sadness that The Yorkshire County Cricket Club announces the passing of Harold Dennis “Dickie” Bird MBE OBE, one of cricket’s most beloved figures, who died peacefully at home at the age of 92.

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@Guard_Christoff @northernassist 😂😂

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@BinksLeeds 😂😂

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

The sun is definitely shining over Elland Road this morning

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@emmacruises Does this cover river cruises as it didn’t find my TUI. It’s a great thing of beauty to look at seeing where you have been

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@MartinSLewis Just on a different subject to finish your day on found these salt and vinegar in France today. What is wrong with people. It’s green for S&V maybe at a touch blue but never pink!!!!

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@EmmaOtterTravel Congratulations

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@Yoda4ever @janine2711

[Memorial Device @memorialdevice]

Noel gets divorced and we all have to suffer.

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@EllandRoad @DanLund333

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@EllandRoad @LUFC @DanLund333 maybe Charlotte would like to submit for Lee

[paul dickinson @dicko2702]

@emmacruises We have our first river cruise with TUI on the Rhine in a few weeks. Cannot wait