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#1 Berry gobbler

got my lobotomy done at Claire’s

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big sad require big sleep

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literally what its like having long distance partners who are in the same time zone

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@CNN

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@AveragNerd Dawg I need it so bad

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What do worthless brats like me deserve? Self isolation and medicated sleep deprivation 😎

[Mutt @_DumMutt]

Owner making me touch over call while they’re busy just so I get embarrassed by how composed they are while I’m moaning like a needy pup on the phone.

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@tbarty03 @theBrianaMills Maybe you see 10,000 for ten extra hours of overtime a week as an easy thing

But for people who have families, the people who can barely afford to make it to work, and people who are already working as many hours as they can+ a second or third job- that’s not feasible.

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@tbarty03 @theBrianaMills How does your husband offering overtime have anything to do with your original statement of you thinking disabled people are too complicate and lazy.

Also maybe- possibly, his employees are bitching bc they aren’t being paid enough to live if they don’t do overtime.

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@monicasamuel @smoke_nd_pearlz In the original video, the police leave that day, wait three days for a warrant to go through and then they arrest him in the middle of the night. Dad is yelling to the son “Don’t talk” and then both parents keep saying how ridiculous this is.They definitely raised him like that

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@OakenEmanation @MadelaineLucyH I will go further to say as well, the spaces women have curated for everyone has always been demonized or looked down upon in society specifically Because they were created by women. It’s not only geared towards women, it’s very accessible to everyone, for everyone. Dont knock it

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@OakenEmanation @MadelaineLucyH @Ania_In_UA Big dog, try AO3. The best stuff to read and really get into is fanfic, or there are completely original fics.

The reason why women are giving you so much shit is because we’ve had to make our own spaces (in this instance reading material). This is a man oriented world after all

[🦇Chechona🐀 @GordaChechona]

full post on ptreon :3

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

This doesn’t make me scared that Iran is going to bomb me it makes me scared the US is going to bomb me and blame it on Iran

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

if another country bombed an elementary school in Alabama and then started saying shit like “they’re better off dead than growing up evangelical” while their executive branch was posting 2010 Marvel memes on their socials, what do you think the reaction would be?

[halimarriede @claraAusculta]

I don’t want to be “passed around like a blunt” by women - how uncomfortable a way to be held! I would instead like to be the cat at a party. cooed at by drunken women, one at a time, then left alone.

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@1solarsunders7 California also isn’t purely blue, it’s pretty purple. The Central Valley does exist.

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

I’ve killed myself in my head 400 times this week already don’t ask me how things are going

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

Wait...you're telling me the guy who was held civilly liable for rape, said he could do anything because he was famous, walked in on teens changing to "inspect" them, constantly sexualized his own daughter, and was bffs with a prolific child sex trafficker IS A CHILD RAPIST?!