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Moooooooooooooooo

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@TheTweetOfGod 6 years ago bozo

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The #Colts are planning to bring QB Colin Kaepernick into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & @MikeGarafolo.

This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Kaepernick may be an option

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@L68413lawr___ @RafaelaReport @TheDestinAdams Nah man you thought Calvin couldn’t do this then added DHop to the list??

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@MalachiMul98652 @bdreit76 @usertrc88 @archjrinsider Yeah bro a composite stick is much safer than a gun or a knife, so getting slashed in the head with one and bleeding makes you a total pussy

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@YaeYaeLid Hey dipshit who won Super Bowl 57?

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@Fantomassexybe1 @imDazzer @DetroitRedWings @ComericaBank Are you talking to me?

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@KoryEWoods That’s the kind of aura he has

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@imDazzer @DetroitRedWings @ComericaBank 3 of those teams won the draft lottery in the last 4 years…

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@Kenier_Fangz @cookdad8 @RevolutionandIR @eeeevuhhhh I’m kidding you sound like a dipshit

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Excuse me?

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@Kenier_Fangz @cookdad8 @RevolutionandIR @eeeevuhhhh Great tweet thanks for clearing this whole thing up 👍🏼

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This bio/pinned tweet combo hit me like a jump scare

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@DarkoStateNews Unfortunately you can’t trade the OC

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AD Mitchell and Justin Fields

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@AdamSchefter Tory Horton hype train lasted 2 days

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@DLFPtweets The Lions were 0-9 at that point ya dingus

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Could part of the low ADoT be from playing with a lead? Interested in the delta for Goff when leading vs trailing. Of course you’d expect it to be higher when trailing but can compare that delta to the rest of the league. Feels like he pushes the ball super aggressively when behind

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Ryan Neuzil when a mf is clapping 15 yards in the opposite direction of Penix #clapgate

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I FOUND THE MF THAT WAS CLAPPING

IT WAS JAYLINN HAWKINS, LOOK AT THE SAFETY AT THE TOP

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@jreacherbg @Bros118152066 @stottpie @RWB_American I always wondered what the dipshits that do that all the time are like, and then I learned you guys are actually retarded if you think you’ve saved multiple days worth of time doing this