Abe Drincoln

protector of the Alamo’s memory | former student section leader

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Decided I wanted to add some letters to my resume so I’m excited to announce that I will be attending Dogwhistle University in the fall to pursue a PhD in Kirkonomics

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@RufusSeymo85 Bellevue Quarry is poppin this time of year

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@HughJanus556 YMCA green hills

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Ivory Coast playing the most braindead hoops in this last 15 min, wanted that upset SO BAD

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Just saw an Amish lady at the airport, never been more curious in my life as to what the hell someone else is doing

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The way I treated the Hilton garden inn like the ritz Carlton this week makes me think I would’ve been a great consultant/bot

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@CaptainJoshuab Canon event going to Cooldown Nashville and being bombarded by the weirdest 28-34 year olds you’ve ever met. And they all live at Skyhouse and are from Ohio

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Its called soccer BITCH

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Turned off running/dripping faucets in the bathroom on two separate occasions today. How are YOU increasing shareholder value in the workplace?

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Chud charcuterie board for dinner

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@Foodacriss @bannedreaper When it rains it pours

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Waffle House genuinely changed the game with this shit. Tastes like chocolate milk. Will become a staple of the order

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Not saying it’s not fun bc it’s very fun I just have questions as to its origins

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This backyard hibachi chef phenomenon feels like a pysop bc they all have the exact same uniform and the same logo on their table

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@scottcoleman55 @DBaneBurna I am Scott. Thanks.

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@wuunhunnit Trash Pandas games are always a good vibe though so it’s not all lost

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@SpurriersBurna @Friarnews1 Ik you’re rage baiting but as a bama fan it would be basically going to diet Bama. Providence new coach was Nate Oats’ top assistant for all of his time at Buffalo and first 3 years at Bama. At providence he would be THE guy and probably get paid more, I hope he goes there

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@AuburnBaseball TOP5TOP5TOP5

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@69420yourmother I will say they got it right with the 2xfailure > 3x8-10 as the new growth meta. I’ve seen my most significant gains since I switched

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@barnsalot No yes getting skullfucked in Coleman on ESPNs main channel doesn’t hold any weight here