Richard Morrow

I’m a Dad, Husband, Nurse and part time adventurer. All views my own, particularly the witty ones.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Ooh, you can’t trust anybody these days! Can you Lee…

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I hereby endorse Donald Trump for ex-President of the United States.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ No, you’re up to something! It’s not the same.

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@RobertJenrick Wow, how much do you get in a scrapyard for irony! You are the petrol, the matches and the oxygen.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @ZiaYusufUK You disgust me. You have capitalised on dog whistling, propaganda peddling mindlessness and when that turns to people being attacked declare - ‘we need to come together’. You and your GB News colleagues!built the bonfire, supplied the petrol and the matches! Own it!

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@darrengrimes You do understand how propaganda works though don’t you Darren. It doesn’t absolve you of responsibility at all, there is no plausible deniability on your part.

[Dr. Farbod MBBCh FRCEM @EmergencyBod]

There's never a bad time to share a video of that time Akala humiliated Yaxley-Lennon on TV, but now seems as good a time as any.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is brilliant 😂

@munyachawawa never misses.

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@SkyNews How much do you get in a scrapyard for irony?

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@JamesCleverly How much do you get in a scrapyard for irony?

[NewsThump @newsthump]

@GillianKeegan @RishiSunak Stop proving our satirical stories literally true.

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@Conservatives So the stuff that has become so unaffordably expensive under your tenure, is now only getting more expensive at a more reasonable rate? So whilst our standards of living remain the worst they’ve been in a lifetime, we should trust you to carry on. Righto!

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@JamesCleverly I’ve looked at the Conservative Party and it’s full of ‘holes too.

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@BIGSPECIAL_ Saw you for the first time at Bearded theory and you were magic. Music that touched my soul. See you on tour.

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@The_TUC @RoaringNurse The sobering reality of the last 14 years under this absolute shower, shameful!

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@StevenJonMiller @reformparty_uk Nigel Fuhrager!

[Tyfanwy Prudence McPrude 💛 @tiffy201]

Bizarre to be living in a situation that 30 years ago was seen as comedic 😳

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@LeeAndersonMP_ It’s Turd of Turd Hole.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

What? Who made this???

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@Reuters Justice is served!