richard situation 𓅃

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📸: richard_situation

[richard situation 𓅃 @dicksituation]

edited for my own thoughts on the matter

[FATHER @bigteesmallgirl]

If I haven’t spoken to u for 3 years and u FaceTime me I will not be picking up

[🦋🎸🐝phoenix👻🩻🛸 @ur_teenagedream]

@KahanArchive ACAB includes those shitheads at Kidz Bop

[d⚽️b @RealDBell]

@urma_dilla @alexxstation

[ITS FUCKING QUEER MONTH @PuddiTatLevi]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

I KNOW YOU

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[pasta thots🇵🇸 @muppetspice]

I kinda feel like it’s our degenerate responsibility to push back against clean conservative “health” aesthetic. We need to dress slutty, we need to drink alcohol & do drugs, we need to have a cigarette & Diet Coke, we need to dance provocatively, we need to live más!!!!

[Slush Puppy @APuppyPlushie]

dick tat idea

[🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍 @420mercymain69]

My statement regarding Graham Platner

[Erin 𓅉 @getpseudoed]

Ohio.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

I can’t keep doing this

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[richard situation 𓅃 @dicksituation]

@midphrenologist oh yes of course! naturally richard situation was my father, but you may call me "dick sitch twitter" at (420)-420-6969

[richard situation 𓅃 @dicksituation]

i mean obviously

[miri @eggoslug]

is your twitter name your actual name or

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

[kate 🥅 @pwhlsapphics]

my new “at least i’m not doing coke” is “at least i’m not into sports betting”

[Lights @lights]

If you generate ai music and upload it to dsps you’re a scammer. If you are a musician pushing generative ai music platforms you’re a traitor. Hope this helps!

[Heidi 🏖 🐬💙🍹🌊 @Brodiesmom68]

And no….I will not apologize. 🌈

[jainormis @jainormis]

the summer i make love to oomf