Big Dick Tex

Beer drinking, fun loving Cowboy. Guitar player, drummer, saxophonist, vocalist, and sound technician for the best damn country band in the world.

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@AweZtrk @RealJamesWoods Holy shit, a good, normal person. I was losing faith reading all the batshit comments. God bless you.

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@elonmusk You aren’t giving anybody anything but anxiety.

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@realDonaldTrump do you prefer Truth Social or Twitter?

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@manch_david @Rothmus Did you get in?

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@akafacehots She’s so bad, I hope she wins.

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@mtgreenee You would like Alex Jones, you absolute moron.

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@IvankaNews_ You’re not Ivanka, and that team sucks.

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@iAnonPatriot @JoeBiden

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@therealCOpilot @ZionDarkwood @krassenstein Who’d you blow to get your blue checkmark?

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@AmericaPapaBear @BidensWins Lock her up!

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@MattWallace888 I think they said they’d back down if Israel would leave Palestine alone, maybe that’s the route we should try

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Controversial opinion: serial killer cannibals are better than serial killing non-cannibals because a guy’s got to eat, right?

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Did anybody else watch the Barbie movie and think “Hollywood is so gay and so am I”, or was that just Ben Shapiro?

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@mtgreenee I don’t know, a lot of people are saying they were peaceful.

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@laurenboebert Everybody before Lincoln kinda just let slavery happen but I guess it just depends on who you consider Americans to be.
But here’s something we can all agree on, the Final Pollution rules! And their new single slaps harder than Will Smith at the Oscars https://t.co/nCP966yGBk

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I’m 90% sure I don’t have to work tomorrow and 100% sure I will not be at work tomorrow

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If you can, do. If you can’t, be a police officer in Uvalde.

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You can’t get an abortion, but you can buy a gun (wink wink) #RoeVsWade

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This is about Uvalade, just in case another one happened since then.

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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Thankfully the police kept a secure perimeter until the good guy could get there.