Lil Fountains of Wayne

He/Him. I make jokes sometimes

[Lil Fountains of Wayne @DickThickly]

When I die, don't have a funeral.

I'd like a shitty jpeg of myself pasted to the back of a Silverado with a quote that I never said and a Bible verse I never knew.

And make sure there are some doves in there somewhere.

Consider this my will.

[. @J0nesToChina]

“To all the people that doubted me or wanted me gone, you’re turning me into a monster”

[daz @MetamateDaz]

The more I read, the more I’m convinced Ronald Reagan stole the American dream from every generation after the Boomers.

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

This weekend it was a 250 foot gash. Today it’s a 300 foot gash.

This is the same material he described as rubber. He said it would last decades and that people couldn’t cut it with a knife.

We have video of him saying this.

[PitBackle @PitBackle]

We didn't win against Iran but at least it didn't cost us 300 billion USD. 🤷‍♂️

[Beau Sorensen 🇺🇦 @sorrogrande]

You’d think this is a joke. It is not.

[Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

This was swept under the rug so fast

[Zarathustra @zarathustra5150]

Well this is awkward…

[Andy 🎱 @RatherbeRed6]

Nobody scapegoated him he was just genuinely shit the whole season

[kanav @kanavtwt]

Day 1 of vibecoding

[Lil Fountains of Wayne @DickThickly]

Crip Mac would never.

He'd be taking over "Cikini Cottoms" cause he's a mufuhkin Criiiiiiiipp

[Noir @BadassNoir]

Nigga laughing like he just took over Bikini bottoms

[David Austin Walsh @DavidAstinWalsh]

Honestly the best trend in American microbrewing over the past five years or so has been the embrace of German- and Czech-style beers over IPAs.

[Anal Roberts @buttholemuseum]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's penis

[bennny @Driftwould2]

I thought this was Mike Myers in a costume

[Jussdin - BLEACH SAVE ME @Jussdin_]

Job didn’t send out a Juneteenth email

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I’m dying, the camera cut to a beautiful Ivory Coast supporter with large breasts and the Telemundo announcers were dead silent for like 30 seconds

[Carl Paulus @CarlPaulus]

This is correct. I've long been convinced that one of the reasons we don't have a big soccer culture in the US is because college football fills the void of hyperlocalized sports where it feels like your team is fighting for your community.

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

Isak seeing Gakpo cross the ball into the striker instead of cutting inside and shooting

[kordell @lledrook]

nigga laugh just like the Flying Dutchman LMFAOOO

[Lil Fountains of Wayne @DickThickly]

Put Jameis on the desk with Rebecca, Thierry, and Zlatan

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

W #JameisOnFox