When I die, don't have a funeral.
I'd like a shitty jpeg of myself pasted to the back of a Silverado with a quote that I never said and a Bible verse I never knew.
And make sure there are some doves in there somewhere.
Consider this my will.
This weekend it was a 250 foot gash. Today it’s a 300 foot gash.
This is the same material he described as rubber. He said it would last decades and that people couldn’t cut it with a knife.
We have video of him saying this.
This is correct. I've long been convinced that one of the reasons we don't have a big soccer culture in the US is because college football fills the void of hyperlocalized sports where it feels like your team is fighting for your community.