'I can't keep up. A few weeks ago a female pensioner could have a penis, but not a winter fuel payment...'
My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph
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Plans for an “integrated, high-frequency public transport network” for north Wales, including a metro service between Wrexham and Liverpool, have been revealed by the Welsh Government https://t.co/A6WePEIlT3
Consequence of democratic disassembly. It's not all destructive - there is this pleasing side effect :) https://t.co/XZGTvgu1hU Hey chainsaw boy - time to cut stock!! Is it wrong for me to take such pleasure in his demise?
Hey, Muskyeyboy @elonmusk why don't you stop trying to get me to sign up to your failing system? Why not stop trying to distort democracy with your illegal payments to voters? Why not take note of the rejection of your cheese-headed stupidity in Wisconsin? As Tesla is dying!
@elonmusk The likes of YOU calling a national hero a 'traitor' is plainly despicable. Obviously have a huge self regard but I credited you with some intelligence. Now aligned with the 'orange pea brain' you are repugnant. I will rejoice in your forthcoming failure. Pop ketamine!