Dickey Sixx

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

I have no time for people who can’t take a joke

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

“Alcohol is poison why do you drink so much of it?”
“Cause there’s things inside of me I need to kill”
😂😂😂

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

Is this the cure? Or is this the disease?

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

With how many seasons we’ve had in the past few days I feel like we might as well call it 2021 now

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

My 8 year old nephew: “Uncle Richard I know how to get a girlfriend”
Me: “How?”
Him:”you don’t. You don’t get a girlfriend.”
That’s some big wisdom from a small person 😂😂

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

Y’all ever just completely forget that the handle on a cast iron pan is actually really fucking hot when you first take it off the stove?

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

Seems every path leads me to nowhere 😃

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

@lindsss_xp Reason #4,592 why I wish I was born in the 50’s

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

I’m just sayin, Ozzy Osbourne bit a bat’s head off and he seems perfectly fine.

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

Girls who don’t use 5 pounds of makeup>>>>

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

I just wish the Men in Black would come do the flashy thing and erase my memory

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

If you want out of the hole, first you gotta put down the shovel

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

Nobody:.......
My Dad: “there oughta be some kind of survival skill test you have to take before you’re considered an adult”

[Dylan Hostrander @hossboss12]

Stay home if you sick, come over if you thicc

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

Perk of dating me: I’ll always say sorry when I shouldn’t

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

What a weird time to be alive

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

Still 100% positive that the female population is 10 times more dangerous than coronavirus

[Dickey Sixx @dicky0123]

Catch me at the pub playin free bird sometime you might be impressed. Or disgusted who knows it’s 50/50