Dicky Gilmore ⭕

Please me, have no retweets.

[Dicky Gilmore ⭕ @DickyGilmore]

Me: Is the everything bagel white or wheat bread?

Dunkin Donuts Cashier: It is both, and neither. It is all that has been and will be. All paths forged since the first bifurcation of time and space itself converge upon this one singularity. Tis all and more! Each and every singl

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@OnlyInBOS

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@amfurney Finally someone says it!

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"Hey buddy, my mouth is up here" said the gift horse

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Is someone who randomly falls asleep while shoplifting a narcoleptomaniac?

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@OnlyInBOS Ronnie's place in medford

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If I had a company that assessed the value of slopeside condos I'd name it Appraise Ski

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Dusting the cobwebs off this one

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Tomorrow's October, time to get all the skeletons out of my closet

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We need Moo Deng to endorse Kamala

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They call me "an ambulance"

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I’m going to see King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard with Belicheck, this should be fun…

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@TheCinesthetic The Secret of Nimh, Ratatouille, The Menu

[Dicky Gilmore ⭕ @DickyGilmore]

@TheCinesthetic Mighty ducks 1, mighty ducks 2, Friday the 13th

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@TheCinesthetic Home alone 1, home alone 2, goodfellas

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@TheCinesthetic Rocky III, Rocky IV, then Rocky IV immediately again

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What if they invented a cheaper alternative to onlyfans called "Penny for your thots"

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@HoodJamPhan Meatstick

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Doctor: "Well the good news is you don't have Hodgkin's lymphoma"

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@RpsAgainstTrump Walz? Eh i give it a 3/4

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ok just had to say that, deleting the app again now

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BREAKING: Man assures his non-musician friends that "eh I give him a 3/4" is a funny joke to make about Walz being Kamala's VP pick