Jon Ulrich

This is where I am supposed to write something about myself just so that you can get a bit of a grasp on what i am and what i have to offer. So I'd like to say

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Everythings a dildo if youre brave enough

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Lesbians man.

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I hate when the automatic toilet flushes before i get to see my creation

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@strattonJim27 Yeah send them my way

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Was just @TDBank_US and was talking to the teller about the heat. They went to the back and got me an ice pop. Americas most convient bank

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I just found out i have type 2 diarrhea. Obviously its not as bad as type 3, but, you know, its not as good as having no diarrhea.

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@AlyssaArnieri

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Sometimes when im bored i comment on month old statuses

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@strattonJim27 You should be asking a different generation

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@strattonJim27 No because im not a 14 year old with confidence issues... And also i dont use ig. Mostly the second one actually.

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@soggycereaI Looks more like a bonnethead to me

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@strattonJim27 If youre gonna quote a song can it at least be a good one?

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@strattonJim27 I found you a friend

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So i troed @pepsi new pepsi hot. It tastes like non-alcoholic fireball, which is aweful.

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Hot and humid + constipation = shitty bathroom time

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Most famous people are famous for doing nothing. Well thats not ok. Cause i do nothing all day and im still not famous. Its bullshit.

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Theres a terrorist in the bathroom. Its me cause i just blew it up. 😂😂😂 nah but seriously. Bring febreez whenever you go to the bathroom.

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@AlyssaArnieri

[depressed philly sports fan @strattonJim27]

How can I sleep knowing there are women that need to be respected??

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Well thats depressing. I guess ill just deal with it like i do with everything.