Dicky Wright

Sorry about all this

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

@RoshaneSport 🎶 Ings can only get better ......🎶

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

Why 'water police'? Go with H2p0p0

[9News Gold Coast @9NewsGoldCoast]

Water police officers are recovering after being thrown from their boat during a training exercise.

An investigation has been launched into the incident.

@tyra_stowers #9News

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

@joebatesss Also, why in all the deals I have seen depicted on screen do they never have to give change? Is that a thing? If I were to enter the world of dealing, could offering change/being able to break a 20 be my USP?

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Useful advice from Kenny Rogers

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

As a West Ham fan I don't want to get carried away but I will say when we play Man City on the 16th it will be definitely decide the title....

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

@JackGAbela If it helps you out we'll take Rice back

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

Guardiola signs Gvardiol, hinting at the existence of a Guardiloest

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

@LanceJCarter They filmed scenes for Endor there recently - are the crews still there?

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Even worse when they are good at it. No one has the right to be funny and attractive.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

No one likes it when very good-looking people try comedy. You've already won life's lottery and now you're actively trying to muscle in on one of the few things that us ugmos can use to help us distract from our unfortunate looks. Know your place, stay beautiful and bland.

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

@anon_opin Yes. Yes. Yes. Even worse when they are good at it. No one has the right to be funny and attractive.

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

Who the hell is giving their son's sexual lessons?

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

@WhatTheFFacts @ExWHUEmployee - is this true?

(You get tagged in to clarify so much bollocks I thought I would mix it up a bit for you)

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

Scooby Doo's pronouns are he/he/he/he/he

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

@WestHam_Central Off topic but AZ Alkmaar lay on a lovely spread

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

Doff of the hat to @PrideOfIrons for raising so much for such a good cause and thanks for letting me be part if it 🙂

#irons

[Pride Of Irons @PrideOfIrons]

We raised £1005.00 @Dr_NassMohamed @AlwanFoundation

Thanks to all the amazing groups and individuals that took part & donated
Huge shout to Kath Keats @KP_comedy @dickywright

Congrats to @ProudandPalace for winning the trophy 👏
See you next year #StrongerTogether #LGBTQIA

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

@trinitytheatre @HonourableTom @knightfrank @ejw1601

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

If you havent booked your spot at the @projectmoz comedy night on the 22nd April in #Groombridge then pull your finger out and contact me 😉

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

@anon_opin I fantasise about this

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

@AlisonDennison @Glassdoor :) It was the perfect antidote to reading all the guff you see on LinkedIn.

[Dicky Wright @dickywright]

I don't know what this says about me as a person but this afternoon I spent 30 minutes reading bad @Glassdoor employee reviews of companies I have worked at and it has put me in a great mood.