Dicus

the world is yours

[Caleb_Xo✳️ @EriwaBoy]

Don't say a word, we understand and we're buying it 😂💔

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

Biggest winner from my 9 month old eating solids now..

Has GOTTA be the dog! Dude just plants himself under her at dinner time and gets RAINED on for 20 straight mins.

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

omw to shit on someone’s car.

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

New years resolutions:
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
...

[Shrek @Shrek]

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

before we give military aid to a country we should make their leaders wear a cowboy hat and touch the wall of a bass pro shops

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

Refuse to wear your CPAP machine.
Die in your sleep-Be a Man

[sam @sam_starby]

you bitch

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Teddy Bridgewater just got suspended as the Head Coach of Miami Northwestern High School because he covered Uber rides, meals and recovery services for his players out of his own pockets last season.

He got suspended for taking care of his players when they were in need, teaching them how to take care of their bodies and giving them the necessities to help them chase their dreams for a brighter future.

Not cheating. Not stealing. Just caring.

He gave them the tools to chase a better future and is getting punished for it.

Suspending Teddy Bridgewater isn’t justice.

It’s punishing love, leadership, and sacrifice.

[wa$abi nut$ @bawitdabababe]

dave? fucked him
buster? fucked him

[erika @yeeeerika]

bad weekend to be a hot dog

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

tonight will be cinema