didcot town

Updates from the fast growing south oxon town of Didcot, take away Broadways and half the pubs, and it would be a ok place to live!!

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Reading texts you sent when you were drunk is like terrifying digital archeology. http://t.co/cKstvrOdEp

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http://t.co/jgEyatrhkf Bobbing for apples is just waterboarding with fruit.

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http://t.co/Aha0Zw9hMV We could power our entire office with the wind produced from my constant sighing.

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I just auditioned for a home makeover show because I'm too lazy to vacuum. http://t.co/dfcFmZ7R

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Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense? http://t.co/SNFghzS7

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http://t.co/yhJmJlvy Before the invention of Swiffers, people had to pick up dust with their own moist genitals.

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http://t.co/sUBP02JF I often use "unnecessary" quotation marks.

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Looking like the usual hold ups @ sainsburys and orchard center. At least its slightly warmer.

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At least its a tad milder this morning. Notice the roads are starting to break down already after the last bout of bad weather.

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light dusting of snow in town, paths and pavements could be slippery. caution out there peeps...stay warm

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Cold morning,@least travel conditions are not too bad, question, why dont the pot holes that get fixed ever last for more than 3 months???

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Chaos yet again, and even worse. Caution in the evenings please. Roads around Ladygrove inc, Tamar/Mersey/Cow lane are a total nightmare!!

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Its cold, slightly frosty out yonder, lets hope the traffic chaos does not re-appear.....

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Road works @ marsh lane bridge are awful, causing chaos, really something should be done about them....lack of planning and forward thinking