Chris Snyder

Sorry

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

To all the fathers out there I say: Shut up I’m trying to watch the damn golf tournament!

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Your dog is overweight.

How could that be? I take her to the dog park every day.

My dog at the dog park:

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

If I were learning English I would mix up poop shoot and crap shoot all the time

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

M&M minis? Are there people who can’t eat a whole M&M?

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

How about we cook it again since this dude has never heard of a fork?

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

Overcooked or undercooked? 🥩

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Pretty cool the 90% of my brain that could solve all my problems spends its time showing me weird ass movies while I sleep.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Apple just charges me 99 cents once in a while.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Big if true.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

I like to keep a bowl of Lindor chocolates out so people know I have money.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Gonna be a lot harder to remain neutral.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Switzerland is considering legalising cocaine for recreational use

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Accidentally opened Waze and my phone died forever.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

He would die of brain cancer moments after this photo was taken.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Motorola engineer John Mitchell with his phone on the streets of New York. Mitchell helped develop the design for the first mobile phone, 1973

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Whatever. Try doing it from your sofa in Orange County.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The Lykovs were a family cut off from all human contact for 40 years in the Siberian wilderness. They were completely unaware that World War 2 had occurred.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

So many eyebrow.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A short trip through Paris 100 years ago. Color by NASS.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Humans are so dumb we have to come up with rhymes to remind us not to do the same stupid shit over and over again.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Netflix really really wants me to watch Suits.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Someone needs to tell NBC how worrying works.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Scientists stunned they don’t know shit about space. https://t.co/Pd5CGKj5gN

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

I keep ignoring calls from Sirius XM but now I am worried it might be something serious.

[Chris Snyder @diddas12]

Telling my wife Terms of Endearment wasn’t a sad movie and watching her cry for an hour is some of my best work.