Eric goldman

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

@jimmyfallon you're super hot!! (I dare you to retweet that.)

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

@amanda_hocking what do you want? Strawburrs?

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

@DerriustheGreat over there.

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

@amanda_hocking erotic

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

I'm very sick of (almost) everything. I wish it was closer to september. So my life could tell me what I'm doing, in the nick of time

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

#dropdeaddiva is pretty great

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

Alice in wonderland, a nightmare on elm street, AND wicked all come out next year!? Greatest year ever.

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

Right?

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

So much to do, so little time...no wait, strike that, reverse it.

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

My "roommate" that isn't @amanda_hocking just came home. Today instead of smelling like hair/hot dogs he smells like cheese/garlic. Weird.

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

@jennaxmae yay! What is your vacation entailing?

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

There are like fifteen bats flying around in my backyard. One of these bats just flew about an inch away from my face. I wish they would die

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

Anyone wanna lend me $60,000? I'll throw in a spreebz painting. And a hannah montana shower curtain.

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

@amanda_hocking I be dick!

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

@amanda_hocking shhhhhh!

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

Jordin Sparks' version of Don't Let it Go To Your Head sucks. Can't wait til September! (I hope.)

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

@kalrae its quite alright. Normally I'd just be like "nope I'm gay." But...its tough at a work related dinner function

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

I wish people didn't ask me about going out with @amanda_hocking in formal situations. It makes me uncomfortable.

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

Awkward dinners with the vice president of a company sure are incredible.

[Eric goldman @diddlyscrumps]

@amanda_hocking appropriately rated.