Abdi Ali

here to make money n friends, welcome business n stay connected. money madness

[Auriel @Auriel_zy]

Her salary: $9,000/month
His salary: $5,000/month

Wife: I think we should split all our household expenses 50/50.

Husband: Okay. But you earn almost twice as much as I do. Why 50/50?

Wife: Because we’re both adults, and we should both contribute equally.

Husband: Financially equally or the same amount?

Wife: What’s the difference?

Husband: If we split everything equally, I’ll have much less money left than you every month.

Wife: That’s not my problem. I worked hard for my salary.

Husband: And I didn’t work hard for mine?

Wife: That’s not what I’m saying. I just don’t believe in depending on a man.

Husband: Has anyone asked you to depend on me?

Wife: No, but I want to protect my financial independence.

Husband: Fine. Let’s calculate it.

Wife: Calculate what?

Husband: Our monthly expenses are $4,000. Under your proposal, we each pay $2,000.

Wife: Exactly.

Husband: You’ll have $7,000 left. I’ll have $3,000.

Wife: Correct.

Husband: And you think that’s fair?

Wife: Yes. We contributed the same amount.

Husband: Okay. What happens when we want to buy a house that requires a $100,000 down payment?

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@UTDIMole Ozil

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@RealAyanfe1 Batistuta

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@CopShakurkihara Unaweza kua na gun iibiwe then ifanye several roberies kwani watu ni wajinga aje. Yes possibilities asijue imeibiwa akirudi home hakuangalia as in aje hakujua aje aih

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

This should go viral.

This girl has a message to william Ruto

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@ntvkenya The way of maintaining peace is locking up roads ma umbwa

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@JesusSavesUs777 Kenya 42 million 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wueh hata kama ni uongo haikuagi ivi

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@espn We shall revisit. Now that internet never forgets we will use that same same language " sometimes its better to chill and relax"

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@BBCNews Blaah balaah blaaah world cup wil end

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@ESPNUK Wueh wamemtafutia sababu 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Groß predictions for the 2026 World Cup

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@WaruiJohn2 Umb*****a

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

Imagine this bulshit

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@SwitchNigeriaNG Ur just blind *s niga

[New Direction AFRICA @Its_ereko]

🚨 WORST @FIFAcom PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME: INFANTINO SILENT AS US HUMILIATES AFRICA

Gianni Infantino selected Omar Abdulkadir Artan — Africa's top referee and first Somali at a World Cup — then watched US authorities deny him entry at the border despite diplomatic passport and approved visa. Turned back like trash. No reason. No fight.

Where is your voice, Infantino?

You preach "global football" and "unity" while selling out African officials to US border politics. This isn't leadership — it's cowardice and betrayal of the game.

You are proving every day why you are the worst FIFA president in history. Africa will not forget this disgrace.

Stand up or step down.

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

Yet expected to perform

[César Biondini @BiondiniCesar]

La seleccion de fútbol de Irán llegó a México, donde se alojará durante el Mundial. Si bien jugará todos sus partidos en EEUU, Trump les negó hospedaje y los obliga a salir del país apenas termine cada encuentro. La FIFA aceptó ese acto de mal anfitrión.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

I have seen some people chide this man. Say what you want but...

This man woke up, counted his fare, boarded a matatu with a paper bag of chips, chapo and avocado, and still showed up. Millions of fathers cannot even name the school. Some cannot even name their own child. This one knew the visiting day date, packed what he could afford, and made the journey. The food was not fancy. The effort was everything.

HE SHOWED UP!!

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

This is crap

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🚨🚨 Élu meilleur arbitre africain 2025 par la CAF, Omar Abdulkadir Artan 🇸🇴, N’A PAS ÉTÉ AUTORISÉ À ENTRER SUR LE TERRITOIRE AMÉRICAIN 🇺🇸 !!! 😱❌

Il ne pourra donc pas officier durant cette Coupe du Monde et va rentrer chez lui. 😳

L’arbitre a fait face à des difficultés pour obtenir un visa et avait bénéficié du soutien de l'ambassade somalienne de Nairobi qui lui a permis d'avoir un passeport diplomatique.

🗞️ via @Romain_Molina

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🚨🚨 Élu meilleur arbitre africain 2025 par la CAF, Omar Abdulkadir Artan 🇸🇴, N’A PAS ÉTÉ AUTORISÉ À ENTRER SUR LE TERRITOIRE AMÉRICAIN 🇺🇸 !!! 😱❌

Il ne pourra donc pas officier durant cette Coupe du Monde et va rentrer chez lui. 😳

L’arbitre a fait face à des difficultés pour obtenir un visa et avait bénéficié du soutien de l'ambassade somalienne de Nairobi qui lui a permis d'avoir un passeport diplomatique.

🗞️ via @Romain_Molina

[Abdi Ali @diddreds]

@oloojl Chances ya mistaken identity is very low hao hua wanashikwa on the spot bro. Ni simple tu ma bro wawache uwizi though hustle is hard lakini heri uombe