David Popper

Father, lover, husband, friend, Welshman, Nexperian and writer of the new series of 24 (Fox nor anyone else knows about it)

[David Popper @diddypops]

@fesshole I could've written this, for the exact same reasons given. Just bought a bottle of Domestos (whilst out food shopping) to clean the toilet... Yes my wife is away and it was solely purchased so I can say "yeah, but it cleans better..."

[David Popper @diddypops]

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[David Popper @diddypops]

After watching #WakeUpDeadMan, I'm convinced the ending was a hidden notification that Josh O'Connor, it's the next James Bond.

There was no need to have Daniel Craig and Jeffrey Wright in the same shot, looking admiringly, unless there's a mystery there that is to be solved...

[David Popper @diddypops]

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/Gn6r3GSt2L

[David Popper @diddypops]

@kevin_nealon Nealon's Musk

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

This should be part of the Olympics.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Asking an audience member to come up and tell a joke, and he nailed it 🤣🤣

[David Popper @diddypops]

@fesshole Thanks dad, but I'm aware I'm 41.

[David Popper @diddypops]

Why are all acts either post apocalyptic or Nordic fantasy?

So much fire and ice, it's like it's being choreographed by George R R Martin

#ESC2025

[David Popper @diddypops]

Klavdia isn't wearing glasses, that's two windows in a frame.

I don't think she went to an opticians, she went to a glazer.

#ESC2025

[David Popper @diddypops]

Tim Burton's Italian version of David Bowie.

#ESC2025

[David Popper @diddypops]

Also, the singer is the spit of @wisconsin_tiff

[David Popper @diddypops]

Switching to English... I see what Finland is doing here. Very late 90s early 2000's set up.

Ich komme 🤯

#ESC2025

[David Popper @diddypops]

#ESC2025 Frozen 3 oder... Wo ist Elsa?!

[David Popper @diddypops]

Isländische Version des irischen Jedward

#ESC2025

[David Popper @diddypops]

Ukrainische Ken #ESC2025

[David Popper @diddypops]

@fesshole Don't be that guy...

If they make the effort to come out, regardless of whether you instigate it, they're true friends.

It's when you try and instigate and they all have plans, forget or cancel, you need to question it

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

This thread will trick your brain🧵

1. The Thatcher effect

It is a phenomenon describing the mind's inability to recognize facial problems when faces are turned upside down. (Turn the image around)

[The Harry Enfield Show @HarryEnfield6]

William Ulsterman

[David Popper @diddypops]

@P94478X @fesshole Why his colleague earns more than him