Bridget Howden

Brewing Chemist and Nap Enthusiast • she/her

[Carly (Tower) Kastens @carlykastens]

my toxic trait is finding one article of clothing I like and buying it in every color available

[Catherine (My Dad was cooler than yours) @slutriarch]

Men don't even go to jail for rape.
Men don't even go to jail for rape.
Men don't even go to jail for rape.
Men don't even go to jail for rape.
Men don't even go to jail for rape.
Men don't even go to jail for rape.
Men don't even go to jail for rape.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

This month in the US, people were shot for ringing the wrong doorbell, getting into the wrong car, using a leaf blower, delivering food to the wrong address, driving into the wrong driveway, and for asking a neighbor to stop shooting so a baby could sleep.

It’s the fucking guns.

[val @persabth]

josh hutcherson was the casting decision of a lifetime like he walked into that audition room measuring in at 5’2, brunette, brown eyes and encapsulated peeta mellark so hard they had no choice but to give it to him

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

We can’t go to the bank.
Can’t go to work, to the grocery store, to the airport, to our places of worship, to a farmer’s market, a concert, a nightclub, a dance hall, a movie or a doctor’s office.
Our kids can’t go to a parade, to the mall or to school.
You can’t ring the wrong doorbell, pull down the wrong driveway or accidentally hop in the wrong car, without fear of being shot.
Shot and killed.
In a nation with more guns than people, this has become our reality.
But it is not normal.
And it sure as shit is not ok.

[Kate Baer @KateJBaer]

please stop

[😒 @tobyandfiss]

We did something similar the summer of 2020. Y’all called us savages and kettled us. Kyle Rittenhouse, a minor, was driven across state lines by his mother with an illegally owned firearm, killed 2 protestors, ran to the police for protection, got off, and is touring now.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

This you?

[Peter Frampton @peterframpton]

I have posted this before but ..

26 years ago, a gunman entered
Dunblane Primary School in Scotland,
killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK
govt responded by enacting tight gun
control legislation. In the 9400+ days
since, there have been a total of O
school shootings in the UK.

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[Bridget Howden @didget789]

If you’re the kind of person who tails 5ft behind someone in 7 inches of fresh snow on unplowed roads just know you’re the scum of the earth.

[Josh Moon 🇺🇸 @Josh_Moon]

Still. We're still doing this embarrassing shit.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Guys, we’re good - 6-year-olds won’t shoot their teachers anymore because the Virginia governor is monitoring and praying.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT, my man Rep. Hakeem Jeffries actually schooled these fools alphabetically!👏👏👏

[Jim Newell @jim_newell]

Overheard a few minutes ago, George Santos walking through the speaker’s lobby: “You can’t make this crap up”

[Bridget Howden @didget789]

My husband: “Isabella what do you want for Christmas?”

My niece: “chicken”

[Bridget Howden @didget789]

Books and novels really should come with trigger warnings.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

she started crying at the idea of gay people getting married but we are the snowflakes

[Bridget Howden @didget789]

True love is opening your car window in winter so your dog can stick his head out

[Bridget Howden @didget789]

If I’ve learned anything this week it’s that you should never screw over the Swifties